The "Accident" [Bokuaka]

Chapter 18

His body flew through the air as his eyes bulged. He knew he had to face his fate one day but not like this. His arms flailed in the air. I know I did some shit for God to hate me like play gay porn on the neighbours speakers at 2 AM to ruin their party. Please forgive for I have sinned. Just let me live for one more day please! His mind begged as his prayed for a reply. Everything felt like slow motion until he landed face first onto concrete surface. Ouch.

His mind blanked as pain started to erupt throughout his body, flooding from his head to hi legs. He squinted as he gazed off into the pitch black, expecting to at least see something.

His eyes started to slowly adjust as he patted the concrete surface for his phone with his right arm. Once his phone was found, he gripped it in his hand and turned it around. He turned it on to reveal a screen on max brightness with the one and only sexy image of Hagrid. "Fuck yeah", Bokuto mumbled with a grin as he propped himself up.

He squinted at the screen as he turned down the brightness. He then tapped the torch icon on the screen and shone the light across the room.

"What in the fuck is that?" Bokuto rambled on as he saw a tube that led up to the ceiling with two metal balls next to it. On the tube was fucking Shrek. A man of culture indeed.  Bokuto was confused to why the hell there was a sexy image of Shrek in his swamp on a penis tube. Suree it was a sexy image but what in the fuck was the context for placing the image there.

"Hey this looks like a dick my dude, you know what that means?".
"What bro".
"We should place this fucking sexy image of Shrek on it to make it even hotter".

Bokuto didn't wanna know what was on that persons mind at the time they placed the image but it probably went like that.

He stood up and looked around the room like an owl. The utter silence was slowly killing him as he made his way to the penis generator. God, whoever designed it must of been on drugs.

Bokuto trudged over to the generator as his footsteps echoed throughout the room, making him feel uncomfortable. He started to speed walk as he approached it with a sigh of relief. He looked at the image of Shrek getting himself distracted then remembered his main goal. Ah yes, the penis.

He looked around the thing and then found a switch. It was a red one and so he flicked it which the lights flicked on immediately. Bokuto brought his arms up into the air and yelled excitedly, hopping around in a circle. He was wide awake for once as he turned around in the grey room, facing the metal stairs with its railing. He sprinted towards the stairs and made his way to Akaashi.

Meanwhile Akaashi slept peacefully until the lights turned on, scaring the shit out of him. He lay there woke as he shivered. This place must be haunted. Or maybe a stripper came here to fuck me, either way they're both bad things. Akaashi shot up as his eyes traced after nearly every object in the room. He looked down at the door which creaked opened.

For fucks sake, Akaashi thought.

"To whoever the fuck opened that door just then, I hope satan fucks you in your sleep", Akaashi yelled out to the dark emptiness. Shivers went down his spine as he heard a reply.

"Fuck you, bitch", a masculine voice boomed. Akaashi rushed to the bathroom, locking himself in. His breathing became ragged and heavy as he heard footsteps coming into the room. Akaashi took a step back cautiously, fear overcoming him. He grabbed something close to the floor which felt like a good weapon.

Footsteps inched closer to the door till a shadow of a man loomed over the door. The door opened slowly and that was when that man stated running and when Akaashi had realised what his weapon of choice was.

It was a toilet brush.

The man in all black with his hood up screeched in fear and the top of his lungs as Akaashi charged after the person, threatening the, with the toilet brush.

Akaashi chased them into the kitchen as the went around the kitchen bench in circles. Bokuto's head popped up as he witnessed a man in all black being chased after Akaashi, toilet brush in hand as the screamed. "What in the cinnamon toast fuck", Bokuto mumbled under his breathe.

He watched his chaotic boyfriend screaming as the intruder did the same thing but in fear. And without a toilet brush.

Bokuto crept closer until the intruder was close enough to him when he ran around the bench then threw himself onto the intruder, yelling at the top of his lungs. The man struggled underneath himself as he grunted. Bokuto then put him into a headlock.

"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS", Bokuto yelled as the pale guy choked and gagged in response. "RESPOND TO ME YOU FUCKING TOILET DUCK", Bokuto yelled. The guy kept on choking, looking like he was about to pass out. "LET GO OF THE DUDE, HE CAN'T SAY SHIT IF YOUR SEXY  FUCKING ARMS ARE CHOKING HIM LIKE HIS DADDY DID WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER", Akaashi yelled through the sounds of someone about to fall unconscious.

"Woah, kinky", Bokuto responded as Akaashi ignored his comment. Bokuto loosened his grip as the dude gasped for air like a fish on land. He put his finger up, asking for a minute. After a few seconds he managed to say a few words through gasps of air. "Fuck.. You man.." He puffed out as he stuck up the middle finger. Akaashi ripped the hoodie off his face, revealing some irrelevant looking dude.

He looked to be Korean. He had upside down illuminati looking ass eyes. His dark eyes brought a gloomy scary aura that should have brought fear but at this moment it brought something else. His eyes had a slight crease in the corners with mono lids. He had a little mark on his jawline with a skinny nose. He had a small top lip that was just seen with a fat juicy bottom lip. His dark hair swept back on the side a bit with the sides shaved. He wore black ripped jeans with a black hoodie. He wore black Nike SBs.

Akaashi then realised how hot the dude was. He had been sweating a lot too.

The guys chest puffed up and down slowly. He then fell asleep out of nowhere. Akaashi stared down at the body, a frown stood upon his face. He then told Bokuto to take the person to the bedroom for an inspection. Bokuto obeyed immediately and took the body as the silence fell back onto their ears. The one thing people hated yet liked.

A/n: I don't know how this chapter turned out but yeah. Sorry for not posting in ages. I hope I at least made one of yous smile. Thank you for reading.