The Truth Come Out: Does School AU Is Feral?

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Ren: Doc, I know you're planning something

Iskall: Doc, tell us what you're up to.

Doc: No.

Doc: I'LL SHOW YOU!

Doc:

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Proof that our year is feral:

-Le Quote Note.

-That time False tried to murder Scar, but he survived because he fell on Cub.

-Every time Grian stole someone's glasses.

-The cult of Vex.

-Tango eating everyone's brains.

-Ravioli. Chimichangas.

-You can literally murder someone in Latin class and Stress will still call you lovely.

-The nHo, before it closed down, was hell in the best way possible.

-Every time we break the supply teacher.

-No-one:

Cleo: I'm bi.

-The fact that Evil X exists.

-False trying to force everyone into her fandoms.

-Impulse embarrassing False in public for a laugh.

-Joe. Just, Joe. He's somehow the most and least mentally stable Year 8 simultaneously.

-Scar is called the Thyme.

-The time Grian stole Mumbo's arms and identity.

-Ren is saving up for a fursuit and says OwO unironically.

-Python acting like he's on the placebo of a sugar rush 24/7.

-Iskall being a meme 24/7.

-All this mess:

(a short video of Doc dancing)

(Cleo posing with her tongue out)

(a badly photoshopped fusion of Cleo and Cub's faces)

(Wels, Biffa and Jevin mugging at the camera in an otherwise beautiful landscape shot)

(Beef is being strangled by Scar, whom he is giving a piggyback)

(another video of Doc dancing; Cleo, Grian, Etho and False can be heard singing the leg song in the background)

(Grian is pretending to be strangled by Cub while Mumbo tries to save him)

(Scar shoving Joe out of the way to sniff the camera)

(a video of Doc, Cleo, Grian and Etho performing a dance routine while False screams the leg song at them from behind the camera. Iskall is t-posing in a nearby bush)

(Mumbo pretending to be Grian's arms while Iskall plays dead on the ground)

-The BDubs cheese advert video (thinlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy).

-Can I Has De Memez.

-That time when half the year shipped False with X and she had to threaten murder to get people off her case.

-The giant lemon on the Latin trip.

-The stuff Zed posted on the main note before the tone shifted.

-TFC claiming to be a Minecraft expert, but not knowing that villagers have changed, and False's just sitting there, watching him fail with a smug smirk on her face.

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Iskall: Why is this so true?

Ren: It is, though!

Doc: Because I actually pay attention.

Sorry I haven't posted any proper stories, the size of my to-do list is daunting. I should have one of the requests done by tomorrow? Maybe?

Rune, signing off from the past!

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