The Avengers, Defenders of Earth (Book 2/3.5)

Chapter 8- When Captain America, Hangs out with his Friends!

Cap, Bucky, Sam, Loki, Wanda, Bruce, and Nat hang out after a mission.

On the flight back it was decided everyone would hang out in Caps room.
As soon as the jet touched down Sam and Bucky ran for the fridge, Bruce and Loki just ignore there friends who were acting like kids at a college party.
Nat, Wanda, and Cap were just talking.

When everyone finally got to Caps Sam and Bucky had already found the beer.
The two destributed the drinks, Wanda asked Friday to Order some pizzas, Loki used his magic to keep the beer flowing.

After the pizza was eaten and everyone drunk Wanda had a idea. We should play a game, whenever we hang with Peter and everyone we sometimes play this game call... Bruce babe what is it called again?
The Doctor smiled. Never have I ever.
Cap and Bucky looked confirmed both asking what in unison.

Loki unfazed by the large amount of beer he consumed explained.
Nat went first.
Never have I ever saved Peter from that flash A-hole!
Everyone but Sam took a swig of there beer. He looked confused and asked Who is Flash?
They all say in unison an A-Hole!
They all explain.

Nat smiled. I threatened the Turd but had to leave before the green guy came out. She says the last part pointing to Bruce.
Wanda laughed. Me and Vision surprised Pete at lunch one day, heard that Peace of Sh## make fun of Peter. She smiles Evily. Than finished. So I threw him around with magic, whall threatening to kill him if he even breaths near my Little brother.

Cap and Bucky went before Loki who wanted to save his for last.
Me and buck we're hanging out in the park and saw he was interupting Peter and MJ's date, so we... Cap laughs hestericly. Bucky finishes.
So we come up behind him, I turn him around and Steve says the cringeist thing.
Cap recovers. I say "Son why are you interrupting this Couples date?" Kid turns around saying "what do you care old ma... Your captian America!"
Bucky cuts in. I punched him in the face and said. "Yes he is, and I'm the Fuc***g Winter Soldier now scram kid!"
Everyone laughs before turning to Loki.

He smiles before beginning.
One afternoon Petter and Ned we're helping me pick out clothes to help me "blind in" here on midgaurd, so I'm trying on Jeans when I here this punk herasing the boys. Ned tells him "We're helping Loki find clothes!" He calls Ned a pig and Fing lier. So I phase through the door jeans and all summon my staf, cape, and helmet tell him "If i here that you're messing with my nephew or his friend again I will tern you into a pig and leave you at a slaughter house!'
Everyone laughs histericly.

Friday informs everyone that Thor has returned. Loki asks the ai to pull up the nearest camera to Thor.
The kitchen camera pulls up showing Thor attempting to shove two poptarts into one toster slot, still in the foil.
Loki cursed before getting on the intercom. Brother don't do that, I'll come help you! He swears and heads to the elevator, everyone watched Thor's confusion.
He puts down the pastry and starts looking around.

Loki, brother where are you hiding? He looks in cabinets, under everything, and at everything.
Loki calls him. Brother that's the intercom I'm coming to you, don't do anything stupid.
Now Thor was concerned.
By Odin's Beard, brother what fowl creature dares trap you I'm this... Small box?
Brother, for the I don't know what time, it's called a phone. I'm not in it, it's projecting my voice!
To late the god of thunder destroyed his phone screaming. BROTHER I WILL FREE THOU FROM THIS SMALL RECTANGULAR PRISON!

Sam smiles and opens his palm to Nat who gives her a twenty. Apparently they bet on how long Thor could keep his phone intact. The elevator dings and Loki steps out. Brother you have to stop destroying phones!
Thor smiled and hugged his brother lifting him off the ground.
Loki, I feared you were still trapped in the vial prison Man of Iorn calls a Cellphone!
Everyone laughs before deciding on a movie.
After the movie everyone leaves.

Moral of the story is.
1. Don't give Thor a phone.
And 2. Flash never learns.