The Avengers, Defenders of Earth (Book 2/3.5)

Chapter 10- The Great Poptart Fire

Thor starts a fire making poptarts.

It was a beautiful Saturday morning at Avengers tower. Cap, Peggy, Lady Pepper, and man of iorn are cooking. Loki and Bruce are reading the paper, l was telling miss Wanda and Vision tails of Asgard. Natasha and Bucky were sleeping in as always, Peter son of Stark was curled up on the couch with Lady MJ watching TV.

Man of iorn finished the Bacon and calls to Peter, Dr. Banner, and Vision. He said "Lab Buddy's do you guys want to help me fix the suit?"
Peter kisses Lady MJ and ran, Vision looks over to miss Wanda. He asks "Do you wish me to stay?" And She smiles "No silly you can go!" The Android Smiled before faseing through the floor down to the Lab.
The Two Stark men were in the elevator. Peter Calls back. "Uncle Bruce you coming?" Bruce looks hesitant. He asked "Do you guys care if Loki comes?"

Man of iorn smiled and said "The more the merrier!" Brother Loki didn't look up from his paper. "That's qwiut alright doctor Banner, I wouldn't want to interfere with your "Science"!" My brother said.
I got a big stupid grin on my face and said "Lady Wanda that reminds me, have I ever told you the story of how I meet the fair Jane?"
With that Loki ran to the elevator not wanting to hear the story of how I met Jane for the thousandth time.

After finishing the story breakfast was almost done so Lady Pepper asked me and miss Wanda. "Can you two go get Bucky and Nat for breakfast?"
I was very excited. I asked "Miss Wanda how would you like to go for a hammer ride?" Wanda was now listening very closely. She asked
"What's a hammer Ride Thor?"
I said "I'm glad you asked, well you get on my back and hold on to my neck as I fly around like Superman!" Wanda looked really excited. She replied "Yes please Thor!" So I said "Exilant I shall sumon Mjolnir and we will go on a Qwiut enjoyable Hammer Ride!"

Right as I went to soman Mjolnir Cap cleared his throat. "Um Thor!
Yes Captain? No hammer rides inside remember? Yes that's right last time i broke Lady Potts vaise and almost threw Miss MJ through a wall! Yes, so no hammer ridding!"
So I said "Ok captian Rogers, Miss Wanda he said nothing of shoulder rides let us go!" I than picked up the young woman and sat her on my shoulder.

I saw the Two I was looking for and said "James, Natasha just who I'm looking for!"
Nat smiled at me and asked "What do you need us for? Lady Potts asked for you at breakfast, also James can you help me do something?"
Bucky smiles before saying "Yeah sure." The two kiss and depart.

We arrive at my room.
Bucky asks "So what do you need help with?"
Wanda Grines. Well it's more of a science experiment."
He crossed his arms before saying. "Thor explain!"
"Of course Bucky friend of Steve, you see on the way to retrieve you and Natasha for breakfast miss Wanda said she bileved your arm could cook poptarts." I replied.

"Your not going to cook a #amn pastry on my arm!" He replied angerly. "I will take you to new Asgard if it gets Dirty!" I rebutted. Wanda gave the puppy dog eyes, a skill son of Stark Taught her. "Fine!" he caved. "Exilant, Wanda get a box of poptarts out of the hord!" I happily said.

"Alright now Bucky hold your arm out and I'll give you a light zap to warm the poptarts!" I told him.
I than got behind the couch with Wanda and lifted my hammer lightning crashing before Bucky asked. "Um is this safe?" Wanda poped back up. "Of course we just don't want to be in the blast zone if a poptart blows!" I smiled a stupid grien as Wanda got back down "Are you ready Bucky?" I asked, " As ready as I can be!" He said.

Than it was like magic the poptarts cooked before his arm ingulfed in flames. He screamed "Thor you Retard you caught my arm on fire!"
Wanda looked up and said "Bucky don't worry we thought this may happen so we filled the tub with water."
Bucky came out of the bathroom with fear on his face.
I was concerned. "Bucky are you injured and require doctor banners servives!" "No no but i did catch the towels on fire!" He said.

I ran and threw the towels in the tub right as Loki, Tony, Peter, Bruce, Nat, and Dumb-e arrive with fire extinguishers.

And that's why I can no longer use Bucky's arm or lightning to Crispin my poptarts! Thor finished his story. Fury was smerking on the screen. Thor your telling me you started a fire wh-whall using lightning to cook poptarts on Bucky's arm? Laughs hysterically. Well yes sir but it was Wanda's idea! She butt in. Sir I had the idea, I didnt start the fire!

The director laughed again. I have everything I need, enjoy your breakfast Avengers! O and Wanda, your letting Peter rub off on you to much. He said the last part with a smile.