Sarcastic Izuku

Chap. two -That's gay

Izuku's pov

"Izuku Midoriya!" Oh no...
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I'm in for it.
"H-hi mom" I respond nervously. "Where were you?" Mom asked in a sickly sweet tone of voice. "I got attacked by a villain and All might saved me.

"My baby are you ok?" Mom asked worried. "I'm fine now, mom. But can I go? I want to go up and have a shower." I state. "Ok I'll call you for dinner." She explained "Ok thank you mom" I go upstairs and into my room.

Wow my room has changed a lot from when I was a child. Instead of All might posters I have band ones, like TØP, P!ATD, B182, BTS, MCR, ect. Instead of hero research I have research on 'The art of coffee' and 'How to become a therapist' all the important stuffs. ÙwÚ. I now have green and black bedsheets that the 'Amazing' Toga gave to me for my birthday. Yeah. I know she's a villain, but her villain friends are hwat. Wow. That sounds hella gay. Umm... no homo.

ANYWAYS! I walk into the bathroom that's connected to my room, close the door, and lock it. Remember to lock your doors kids! Be like me, I'm DEFINITELY smart. Right? Anywho, I turn the water to a warm temp and hop in. The feeling of the water on my tense muscles (lol he don't have any of those) relaxed me. A few minutes later I finish my shower. Welp, time to hop out! I turn off the water and step out. I get a towel and dry my hair and body. Once I'm done, I wrap the towel around my body and walk into my room.

I open my closet and pick out boxers, an oversized light blue sweater that goes down to my thighs, and black shorts that get covered by said sweater. I waltz out of my room and go down the stairs and into the living room. I turn on the Tv to Netflix and watch White Chicks. I sit on the couch and get cozy.

A few minutes later, mom walk into the living room. "Hey Izuku- ARE YOU WATCHING WHITE CHICKS WITHOUT ME? HOW DARE YOU? I MADE YOU FOOD AND YOU BETRAY ME? THE BETRAYAL! I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST MY OWN SON, BUT I GUESS NOT! I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD, I MOST CERTAINLY CAN TAKE YOU OUT!" Now do you see where I get it from? "Oh, and Mitsuki and Katsuki are coming over for dinner." She states like she didn't just have a scene.

Wait... what? "What? And you didn't tell me this before why?" I ask. "Shush, I'm a mom I do what I want." Sheesh, talk about harsh. "Oh! And foods ready." She walk out of the room before I can respond. I sigh and turn off the TV. I walk into the kitchen but before I could speak we hear a know on the door. My mom put her finger on her nose. "Nose goes." She said. Damn... I was about to do that.

I sigh and get the door. "Hi auntie Mitsuki, my moms inside in the kitchen." I state. "Thank you!" She says going into the kitchen leaving me alone with bakahoe. He was blushing for some reason. Weirdo. "Are you just gunna keep standing there, eyeraping me?" I ask.

"I- I'm not!" He protested. "C'mon then!" I shout, grabbing his hand. He just blushes. Strange. I thought he was straight. Anywho, I let go of his hand when we near the kitchen entrance. I walk into the kitchen. "Let's eat!" Mom says.

Tiem skippu

After dinner, Mitsuki and Mom where talking in the kitchen, so I sat back on the couch and continued to watch White Chicks. Katsuki joined me. "You watch Chick flixs?" He asked. Hm. Is he... judging me? "Yeah, why? Are you judging me?" I ask, getting defensive. "No, I'm not! I just thought you would watch hero movies and shit." He explained.

"Well I don't. And don't you dare fucking curse in this Christian household." I warned him. "But you just-" Bakugou got cut off by mom saying, "BITCH, did you just curse. I fucking swear.. IF YOU CURSE ONE MORE TIME I WILL YEET YOU INTO FUCKING SPACE! LIKE TEAM ROCKET BLASTING OFF AGAIN! " Mom yelled.

And I opp-. Like mother like son. Am I right? "Is she always like this?" Kaachan asks. "Yea!" I simply say. "We best be leaving. C'mon ya little shit." Auntie Mitsuki gestures to bakugou. "Awe Mitsuki, c'mon let him spend the night. Katsuki and Izuku never hang out." Mom said. This was her revenge for watching White Chicks without her. How dare she.

"Hmm? Sure. You're staying here for tonight little shit. K, bye." Mitsuki walked out the door before the baka could protest. Well, let's see how this turns out

Author:
Imma go eat now bye readers!