Sarcastic Izuku

Chapter 8? 9? 9.-Inko faints

Izuku's pov

"Oops? Opps? You didn't fill her in on the whole 'Villain friends' thing?" I asked very dramatically.

By this point Todoroki and Kaachan had both fallen down, declaring me the winner. Also, Mitsuki had gotten up and is given an explanation via Rei.

"I'm getting old, leave me (m)alone~" Mom pouts and shakes her head.

"Anyways, I'm Izuku's mom, Inko Midoriya! Nice to meet ya'!" Mom exclaims.

"Hiya miss! I'm Toga! Your sons blood is very pretty! It's delicious too!" Toga giggles.

"Ah!. .. ." Mom looks like she's going to faint.

"Toga, that's not how you get a good first impression with someone you need permission from to court Izu." Shiggy crosses his arms.

"OH YEAH! I'm bi. See, I'm dating this really pretty girl with long green hair and an even longer tongue that could choke me. Hehe, kinky. . . Anyways! Izu means a lot to me, tho! Like, so much that I would kill for him! That's why I want to court Izu! And marry Asui!" Toga explains.

"I want to marry him, but we don't all get what we want, Toga." Dabi crossed his arms and looks at Shigaraki.

"Uhh. Court? Marriage?-" Mom tries to comprehend what's going on.

"I would literally give up being a villain and share him with everyone as long as I can marry him And be the one to take away the last speck of his innocents." Shigaraki chuckles.

"Court, marriage, s E x?" Mom falls on the couch that seemingly came out of nowhere.

"I would date any boy that liked me as long as I get to marry Eraserhead! But I want to have my first time with Eraserhead. Sorry Shiga!" I giggle.

"I'm fine with that." Kaachan and Todoroki said in unison.

"Me too." Dabi shrugged.

"Fine." Shigaraki gave in.

"Ass being destroyed by sex... HIV, herpes, STD's?" Mom muttered, turning paler by the second.

"I can assure you we're all clean, Mam!" Toga giggled.

"But I'm a sub. . . How would I have sex with you, Toga?" I asked, genuinely confused.

"Pegging." Toga replied.

"You would fuck me with a strap-on? Do you even have one?" I asked.

"Mhm! Don't judge me." She stated.

"Uh- Ok then. . ." I put my hands up in defense.

"Yeah, Toga's definitely a dom." Dabi nodded.

Toga went quiet for a minute, texting on her phone. Then she looked at me.

"Hey, Izuuuu! My girlfriend wants to come over! Can she?" Toga batted her eyes.

"Um, mom?" I looked at mom.

"Yeah, yeah. Girlfriend, sex, clean, married, court, all that." Mom looked dazed.

"She's on her way!" Toga giggled.

"Ah, an idiot in love. What fun." I teased.

"Shuddup." (Ayyy, that was the 420 word XD) Toga pouted.

"No u." I crossed my arms emo-ly.

"Le  g AS P!" She then held her breath and pretended to die.

Suddenly, a girl who looked like kermit the frog fucked a prostitute and had a child bursted into the room from the window Toga broke.

"Oh shit, she died-ed. Kero." The girl spoke as she looked at her girlfriend who was turning more blue by the second.

Toga then got off the floor and let go of her breath she was holding, then started coughing.

"Oh, that shit hurted." Toga complained.

"Oh, hay! A goddess showed up!" Toga smooth-ly flirted. Well, as smooth as Toga could be.

"U-um." Frog girl muttered, blushing.

"Uraraka-san asked me if we wanted come to the mall with her and her girlfriend. I agreed, but I didn't know about you. Kero." Frog girl said.

"I'll go!" Toga exclaimed.

"Great! Kero." Frog girl smiled and kissed Toga.

"Hehe! Guys, this is Tsuyuu Asui! My girlfriend." Toga smiled.

"Kero. Nice to meet you." Frog gi- Tsu looked at all of us.

"Himi-chan, are you green sexual?" Tsu asked Toga.

"Ya' guessed it! I'll be gentle on you today, babe!" Toga teased.

"Nah, I like it rough. Kero. I just want Raising Canes." Tsu replied.

The boi's and I were really confused by now, except Mamagiri.

"Toga made a bet Tsu. The bet was that Tsu could request anything she wanted as long as she guessed who Toga wanted to court. If not, Toga would get to control Tsu for the day." Mamagiri explained.

"Ahh." We nodded.

"Anyways, I gotta go. . . Do stuff, bai!" Toga said, and walked to the door holding Tsu's hand, motioning for Mamagiri to come so he can open a portal for them.

"I'm stuff. Bye, kero." Tsu waved bye to us.

"Bye guys! Stay safe!" I yelled as they closed the door.

"Dabi, Shiga, don't you both need to go too? Mamagiri's leaving to." I asked.

"O shit." They both said in unison.

"Bye." I mumbled as they left.

"You already know that if half n' half here is spending the night, I am to." Kaachan crossed his arms.

"Yeah, yeah." I muttered.

"I'm staying the night." Todoroki nodded.

"Woo! A threesome! Go get some!" Mitsuki and Rei cheered as they drunkenly stumbled over to mom.

"I wouldn't mind doing it with you, Inko." Mitsuki giggled.

"Me either, Inko." Rei agreed, giggling as well.

"Me? Sex? Me?" Mom asked, then fainted.

"Oops. This time she fainted." Mitsuki smirked but lowkey glad it wasn't her this time.

"I feel like that's our fault." Rei chuckled.

Well, guess I'm not the only one that has ppl chasing them for their dummy thiccness.

     

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UwU Inko's queen, try to change my mind. Kk, bai queens~ ♡