after kuroo "confessed" to kenma
tetskuroo's groupchat
tetskuroo: guess whos not single anymore 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
kozumeh: hes single
akeiji: i told you it wouldn't be that bad kenma.
kozumeh: AKAASHI REALLY
khootarou: MY BRO DID IT
prettysetter: he got that pp
khootarou: HES MARRIED NOW
khootarou: oikawa what
sugasuga: HAHSAJDHJAHSJA
daichisawamura: suga don't join in on their antics!!
sugasuga: BUT ITS FUNNY DAICHI LMAOSKDAJDJ
iwachan: oikawa what the fcuk did you do
prettysetter: all i said was that kuroo-chan got pp :(((
prettysetter: whats wrong with saying that iwa-chan :((
iwachan: everythings wrong with it
sugasuga: obviously none of you know what humor is
kozumeh: i am: disgusted
akeiji: let's be honest kenma, it's pretty funny.
kozumeh: oh no not you too akaashi
kozumeh: oikawa what did you do to akaashi
pretysetter: i did nothing to him!!
akeiji: i'm fine, kenma. lol
khootarou: lets ignore the pp
khootarou: we have to have a PARTY FOR KUROO AND KENMAS MARRIAGE
tetskuroo: party at my place 😋😋😋
kozumeh: bokuto we're actually barely 18
kozumeh: and im not even 18
khootarou: hmm youre RIGTH
khootarou: ITS JUST A PARTY THEN !!!!!!!
kozumeh: kuroo dont tell me youre actually doing this
tetskuroo: we're actually doing this my pp
kozumeh: kuroo shut the fuck up or i'll make you shut the fuck up
tetskuroo: oh you'll make me ;))))
sugasuga: not HERE you newlyweds !!
kozumeh: i'm leaving
tetskuroo: wait no
seen.
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a/n: we had a party in a nsfw discord chat but it was ended because maddy was a disrespectful party guest 😳😳😳
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