crackhead haikyuu chats

2. introductions

a/n: i know you all probably know them already but in this fic i made it so they dont rlly know each other that much (seijoh probably doesnt rlly know nekoma) so,,,,

3:35 pm

tetskuroo: oh shit wait we should introduce ourselves

kozumeh: dont we already know almost everyone here

tetskuroo: EXACTLY MY POINT
tetskuroo: ALMOST EVERYONE HERE

akeiji: are you serious?

kozumeh: he probably is

tetskuroo: yo i'm tetsurou kuroo and i'm a middle blocker and captain at nekoma high
tetskuroo: i like cats, science, and kenma ;))))

kozumeh: kuroo thats gay

tetskuroo: oop no homo soz

khootarou: its my turn to say things about myself!!

tetskuroo: OH BOKUTO HEY

akeiji: bokuto-san, i'm sure everyone already knows who you are. you're one of the top five aces in the nation.

khootarou: AKAASHI YOU REALLY THINK SO??!!

akeiji: i'm sure of it bokuto-san.

kozumeh: someone get these two a room

tetskuroo: SOMEONE INTRODUCE THEMSELVES ALREADY

prettysetter: ooh i can talk about myself?? i'll gladly go next!
prettysetter: i'm oikawa tooru and i'm the 3rd-year setter and captain for aoba johsai!! i'm also so pretty that none of the girls can take their eyes off me!!

iwachan: oikawa i think everyone here is gay they dont care about girls

prettysetter: i dont know about everyone else, but i know who i'm gay for iwa-chan ;))

iwachan: this was a mistake
iwachan: anyways uh i guess i'll go next: i'm iwaizumi hajime and i'm the ace at seijoh

tetskuroo: damn we got another ace in here ok i see u

khootarou: now i REALLY feel like i have to introduce myself!!!
khootarou: hi!! i'm bokuto koutarou and im the ace and captain at fukurodani high!! i like owls and volleyball!!! and my favorite sets to spike are from akaashi!!!!

prettysetter: you have to try my own sets first ;)

akeiji: thank you, bokuto-san.
akeiji: since bokuto-san has introduced himself, i guess i will too. i'm akaashi keiji and i'm the second-year setter and fukurodani.

daichisawamura: oh, are we introducing ourselves? i'm daichi sawamura, the captain and one of the wing spikers at karasuno! it's nice to.. reintroduce myself to you all

sugasuga: i mean, i might as well do it too. i'm sugawara koushi, the third year setter and vice captain at karasuno! i'm popularly considered as the Mom™️ of the team haha!

tetskuroo: all thats left is for kenma to do it!!
tetskuroo: KENMA GET YOUR ASS IN THIS GROUP CHAT

kozumeh: do i really have to

akeiji: yes.

kozumeh: man fuck you kuroo
kozumeh: i'm kenma kozume the setter at nekoma.
kozumeh: is that good enought for you KUROO

tetskuroo: you're so BORING kenma!

kozumeh: yeah fuck you too
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a/n: i have no fuckign idea where im goin with this pls bare with me
this chapter is dt maddy bc she wants me to publish this so JAHDJSD
-izzy