(a/n: today talks about some sexual suff so uh AKJDAJDSHH be WARNED)
tetskuroo's groupchat
tetskuroo: howdy
kozumeh: no
khootarou: tips fedora
khootarou: how do ya do
akeiji: what the fuck.
kozumeh: get away from me
tetskuroo: whyyywywywyewh
kozumeh: because youre gross
tetskuroo: youre so mean
akeiji: why have you turned into cowboys?
khootarou: id ont know!!!
prettysetter: hi
akeiji: hello, oikawa-san.
prettysetter: i'm itchy all over
prettysetter: i went outside to look st stars and i have never regretted anything more </3
akeiji: mosquitos?
prettysetter: YES
prettysetter: i hate them
kozumeh: if youre REALLY itchy
kozumeh: and i mean like if ur fucking muscles sre itchy
kozumeh: just peel back some skin and stick ur hand in to itch
kozumeh: easy as pie
kozumeh: ahhahhahahhahah
prettysetter: what the fuck
tetskuroo: hey my dick is itchy can u help
akeiji: WHAT
prettysetter: KUROOOFJSKJSHFJSDH
kozumeh: whag the fuck no thankyou
prettysetter: he is h word!!!
akeiji: no "h-word" on main please, kuroo.
tetskuroo: alright alright
tetskuroo: 😁😁😁😁
khootarou: what is a h word
akeiji: you don't need to know, bokuto-san.
kozumeh: it means hes h*rny
kozumeh: its gross
tetskuroo: IT WAS A JOKE
kozumeh: ur still gross
tetskuroo: forgive me please <\333
kozumeh: no
tetskuroo: WHAGT
tetskuroo: DONT ELAVE ME ON SEEN COME BACK IM SORHRH
seen.
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a/n: this conversation happened literally 10 minutes ago with hinacolada and local_insomniac AHAHAHHAA
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