tetskuroo's groupchat
sugasuga: hello!! how are you all this evening!!
daichisawamura: hello, suga!
sugasuga: hello daichi!! <3
prettysetter: ew
tetskuroo: bet youre like that with "iwa-chan"
kozumeh: bet he cant pronounce "iwaizumi"
iwachan: he cant
prettysetter: IWA-CHAN
sugasuga: i just wanted to know how everyones day was pls
tetskuroo: im doinf facemasks with kenma
kozumeh: no he forced me
kozumeh: im locked in his room help
prettysetter: oh? ;))))
kozumeh: shut the fuck up
iwachan: oikawa you do facemasks to make you think you take care of yourself
prettysetter: so what if i do
sugasuga: i do that too
khootarou: hello!
khootarou: you have to take care of your skin??
khootarou: i dont do that
kozumeh: dont you get pimples
khootarou: you mean the red spots kuroo always has?????
khootarou: no
tetskuroo: BOKUTO YOU DIDNT HAVE TO EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT YOU OWL BITCH
khootarou: akaashi doesn't get them either!!
sugasuga: what
prettysetter: what
tetskuroo: what
kozumeh: you never noticed?
akeiji: why am i being mentioned here?
prettysetter: heyyyy akaashi-kun!!!!
prettysetter: may i have your skin
akeiji: what? no, oikawa-san, you may not have my skin. please don't take my skin.
sugasuga: we're gonna take your skin akaashi
kozumeh: get the cheese graters
tetskuroo: we're gonna pull a dwight
akeiji: please don't pull a dwight on my skin.
yakumori: what the fuck is happening now
prettysetter: we're gonna take akaashi-kuns skin
yakumori: what the fuck
akeiji: it's because i dont get pimples.
levtheace: why does no one want bokuto's skin? he says he doesn't get pimples either!!
kozumeh: because bokuto will literally cut off his skin and we dont want that
akeiji: please don't take bokuto-san's skin either.
daichisawamura: please tell me i don't have to drive to tokyo to stop you all from skinning akaashi.
kozumeh: theyre all gonna be future murderers
tetskuroo: youre not wrong
prettysetter: HEY
seen.
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