♡Jimin Becomes Human♡

Chater 5: Jimin is in the Hospital

Jimin woke up to the sound of a heart monitor next to his bedside, his vision flooded with harsh light. He blinked the nasty gunk out of his eyes from sobbing so damn much and focused his vision onto the table on his left.

On the table lies a card that reads "CONGRATS ON YOUR OVERDOSE!". He decides that he doesn't want to look at what's written inside.

Wait a second... overdose? On what? Is that why he's here? In the... Hospy tall??

Jimin pondered the circumstances surrounding his supposed overdose long and hard. He doesn't do drugs. At least, he doesn't think he does...?

He doesn't remember anything bro. That's big silly.

"KNOCK" the person on the other side of the door yelled.

"Come in???" Jimin replied.

The doorknob turned slowly, and a head revealed itself. "Peek a boo" Connor said.

"Aaaaaaauuuggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggg" Jimin groaned in pure, unhorny agony. "What are you doing here???"

"I work here."

"Don't you work at the hotel?"

"Maybe :)"

"Alright."

Jimin made this face -> 😐 for a while until he said "also can I ask what I'm doing here also"

Connor said "Yeah you like... overdoesed on mountain dew I think???? Idk".

Mountain dew??? OH WAIT!!!!!

THE MOUNTAIN DEW IMPLANT IN HIS BRAIN!!!

Goddamn it. he knew getting that thing installed wasnt a good idea. Jungook was right again!!!

Jimin got up from the bed and tried to yoink out his iv tubes dramatically, but to no avail. There were no iv tubes attached to him. In fact, there was absolutely nothing attached to him. He was only wearing a hospital gown. He felt weird....

Like, REALLY weird.

"Hey, Connor," Jimin said, a bit out of it. "Can I ask why I feel so unsexy right now?"

"I don't know. Stupid ."

"Rude!" Jimin replied, a bit hurt. "Can I have a mirror please?"

Connor handed Jimin the Cursed Victorian Hand Mirror he kept with him at all times. Jimin glanced at his reflection.

All appeared normal, albeit a bit strange. Why does he look so...smooth? Almost like an...

"ANDROID!!?" Jimin yelped and dramatically threw the hand mirror on the floor, shattering it into a billion itty bitty pieces. Connor looks mildly annoyed about this.

"What?" Connor said, mildly annoyed.

"IM A FREAKING ANDROID! THEY TURNED ME INTO ANDROID!" Jimin sobbed robotically.

"I mean yeah" connor said, "you did die"

"wtf" jimin yelled.

"look at the bright side, at least ur boner's gone"

Jimin looked down and was pleasantly surprised to see his Horrible Cock has calmed down. Then, he came to a horrifying realization...

"WHERE MY PEE PEE GO" said jimin, frantically darting his head around the room to see if his dick ran off or something.

"oh yeah i should have told u" connor smirked. "android boys dont have cocks"

This is the worst day in Jimin's life.