♡Jimin Becomes Human♡

CHAPTER 9: Connor What the Fuck Did You Do Now

Connor's LED resumed to its default blue. He stood, staring vacantly around the bedroom.

Just beneath him, Junglekooky lied on the floor, dead. The situation between them escalated to an extent that Connor was not originally anticipating. Jungook proved himself to be extremely violent, so it was only common sense for Connor to disable him, to prevent any further harm to himself or the hotel room.

The robot infant lied on the bed, covered in bright-blue baby blood. Connor approached it, and carefully picked up some of the pieces, staring at them longingly...

He needs to find Jimin.

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"WOW! ARIANA GRANDE!!!" screamed jim.

"Yup" Ariana Grande said. She was Ariana Grande.

"I was sooo worried!" Jimin exclaimed, taking a short sip of his drink. "Why'd you delete your twitter, Ari?"

"It's a long story," Ariana said solemnly. "Hey, lets sit down together, Jimin :)"

They walked over back to the window seat, and then sat.

Junkook noticed that he was manspreading, and quickly closed his whore legs shut.

Grande streched her arms a bit and started talking. "My computer blew up and then deleted my twitter."

A long silence.

"Wait, that's it?" Jimin said, puzzled.

"Yeah LOL" Ariana snickered. "I think it was another one of those viruses that make people end up in the hospital. I was too lazy 2 make a new one so I was like, yknowwwwww whatever!!!" She blinked nonchalantly.

"Ok." Jimin said. What else was there to say?

Oh, yeah, why the hell was she working in a Mcdonald's?

"Why the hell are you working in a McDonald's?" Jimin interrogated.

"I'm not working here, stupid!" Ari said while playing with her hair. "I just snuck in, put on on of the uniforms, and then started stuffing my face with these McSynthesizedGarlicBreads!!" She said, and then did some jazz hands, which was pretty cringe imo.

"....Ok then" Jimin said. Now this time, there really wasn't anything else to say.

"Now, I wanna ask you," Ariana pointed her freshly manicured index finger at him, "What is Jimin, former member of BTS, doing in Detroit of all places?"

Jimin shrugged. "It was an accident, mostly. I wanted to go to America to take a break from my career as a world-renowned kpop boy. But I forgot you got like, a fuck ton of androids here."

Ariana clicked her tongue. "Yeah. I'm fucking tired of these hoes stealing our jobs!!!"

Jimin was starting 2 feel sweaty...time to change the subject!

"I KILLED AN ANDROID BABY THAT I STOLE FROM THE HOSPITAL ARI!!!!!" Jimin said, like the clown that he is.

"Oh, that was you?" Ariana laughed. "Nice."

"You don't understand! I'm wanted for murder by this android dude now! I think he wants to throw me in robot jail or something!"

"Oh my god, are you talking about Connor?"

Jimin blinked hard. "Yes, How'd you know?"

"Dude's always been like that. He has like, a massive hard-on for "justice" or some shit. idk. U'll be fine." Ari nudged him gently with her elbow. "Besides, if he ever tries to pull some shit on you, you can go and call the REAL cops."

Jimin sat, hands clenched on his lap, still a bit upset about the lack of penis there . "Ok" He said.

Ari smiled a bit too wide and got up from her seat. "Anyways, it's getting late, you should start heading soon."

Jimin looked at the clock. 10:45 PM. wack.

"You're right," he said, wiping the boogers off his baby face. "I'll see you later then, Ari."

"Not to disappoint you or anything, but I'm not gonna be here tomorrow. Cause they'll probably arrest me if i come back. Lol"

"Oh, alright then" Jimin said. "I guess I'll just, uh, leave now. bye bye."

"bye bye, jimin :)"

and jimin left tha Mcdonalds.....