♡Jimin Becomes Human♡

Charter 7: Goddamn It Jungkook

Jungkook was awakened by the sound of a RUCKUS! He rose from the nasty ass couch he was lying on, and rushed to the source of the noise...

Jimin was sobbing loudly, yelling something along the lines of "oh my god, you lied to me, i thought you were racist, i trusted you, sniff sniff cough snnnrrrrfff"

Connor, on the other hand, was too busy analyzing the rather cringy remains of what used to be a functional (and rather expensive) Baby-Alive to listen to Jim's gibble gobble.

Junkook, who was understandably a bit mortified about the whole situation, said "Connor, what happened here?"

"This bozo decided to steal a baby from the hospital and then murder it inside of a hotel" He said, pointing his thumb over to the corner where Jimin was doing his whole thing.

"That was you?" Jungkook questioned. "I saw that shit all over the news, the headline was "Batshit Android Steals Baby Android From Hospital, What The Hell?'".

Jimin started sobbing louder. "I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ILLEGAL TO BORROW A BABY!!!!"

Junkook sighed deeply. "Alright, I'm going to fetch some towels. I have a Forever 21 bag that im pretty sure we can fit those parts in. Also, theres this really neat dump about a block away from here that is VERY good for hiding corpses. Just uh, a thing I've heard."

Jimin blinked hard. Was Jungkook really THAT ok with all of this? Did he not mind that he killed a whole ass robot baby? Not only that, but he was willing to go and help him hide the body? And we're not even gonna get into whatever the hell Jungkook was saying about the dump. Jimin was feeling so many emotions, and it didn't help that Junkook was looking like a whole SNACK in those Black Forever 21 Low-Rise Boot Cut Jeans 😍.

Connor did not look pleased. "I have no idea what's wrong with you people, why are you okay with one of your own kind dying?" He glared at Junkook in disbelief.

Jungkook stepped closer to Connor. "Well, lemme hit you with this. Why are YOU so not-okay with baby robot over here dying, Mister Racist Man?"

Connor scoffed harshly. "I am a man of justice. I cannot let this happen without consequence."

"Oh, I see now." Jungkook said, smirking maliciously. "You know what you remind me a lot of, Connor?"

Connor shifted his weight onto one foot. "Let me guess, a deviant-"

"A DEVIANT!" Junkook screamed into his face. Like, really close to his face. Damn.

Jimin was kinda just sitting there for this whole thing, and was debating whether or not he should just crawl out the window and make a run for it...

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Anyways, Jimin yeeted his delicious body out the window and made a run for it. A run for what, you may ask? Well, to the only place he could possibly go to now, at arguably the lowest point of his life...