"Daddy! Daddy! Mama! Mama!" Six year old Sean came running down the stairs with a green piece of paper. "Look what the tooth fairy left me!"
"It's twenty dollars!" Sean's older brother, Jack, complained.
"Twenty dollars? Whoa!" Linda and Danny exclaimed at the same time.
"How come the tooth fairy never left me that kinda cash?"
"Um... maybe the tooth fairy was fumbling around in the dark and couldn't see inside her wallet." Danny smiled sheepishly at Linda.
"I just hope the allowance fairy makes the same mistake." Jack raised his eyebrows at his parents.
"We'll see. Sean, go put your money away. Jack.." Linda chided.
Jack sighed as he and Sean turned to walk up the stairs.
Once Danny heard their feet on the stairs, he whispered to his wife, "I almost gave him a condom."
"Danny!" Linda couldn't help her smile.
He shrugged, "at least I recognized the packaging."
"You would." She crossed her arms, "Why would you have a condom in your wallet?"
He shrugged, "you never know."
"You're so weird."
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Blue Bloods Oneshots
ספרות חובביםBecause I recently discovered how to make stickers and stuff on PicsArt, and I'm having LOTS of fun with it, I'm gonna do a Blue Bloods book that's kinda like GIF imagines. Only with pics. Hope this goes well! Requests are always welcome!
