The Death Snackers

Mission 1

Despite still being minors and therefore still too young to do risky and dangerous things, James, Peter, and Severus all wanted to start serving the D.L as soon as possible. They wanted to prove their devotion, make him proud, show the other death eaters that they meant business! Naturally this meant they had to come up with a plan as D.L wouldn't let them just wonder off and curse muggles on their own.

They called themselves The Death Snackers, as they weren't quite death eaters- and they were ready to take on the world.

First order of business was to make evil snacks, as mentioning the word snack made them all very hungry, and as they were now all evil they had to stay on brand. Only problem was, no one knew what an evil snack was. Peter suggested normal food with raisins added, but I think we can all agree that that is too evil. Eventually they decided a good evil snack was all the nice coloured sweets out of a packet of wine gums, leaving all the green and yellow ones for Remus and Sirius, who were snogging behind a bookshelf, as best friends often do.

"So," began Sev, "now we've had some evil snacks, let's begin the plotting!"
He threw his hands in the air with excitement, and James high fived him out of slight confusion.

"I propose," continued Sev, "we start small. Something easy, something no one can fuck up, a practice evil deed," he looked a James and Peter, who were nodding along. "Any ideas?"

"Ooh yes!" Peter slapped his hands against the ground in a drumroll. "We kill Dumbledore!"

"Pete!" Exclaimed James, "you're a genius!"

Sev face palmed. He'd forgotten that he'd brought them to the dark side by pretending gurdle root was god, and that neither of them had any common sense.
"That won't work. Dumbledore is an incredible wizard, we'll die."

Peter shook his head "we won't use magic, we'll chop his head off while he sleeps"
"Ewwww"
"James don't be a wuss!"

Sev pondered this. "But how will we get to him while he sleeps?"

"Ok so how about we put arsenic in his wine?"

"Where," Said Sev, pinching the bridge of his nose "are we going to get arsenic from?"

"We could dig a big hole and cover it with leaves and then when he falls in-"

The end of Peter's suggestion was drowned out by Sev groaning loudly, so he shut up. The Death Snackers quietly sat and thought for the next few minutes, only stopping when they heard the sound of Remus and Sirius discovering the wine gums, getting excited to eat the wine gums, and then being upset when they realised it was all the nasty flavours.

Suddenly, Sev was hit by a brilliant idea.
"Accio gun!"