The Death Snackers

Voldemort's Diary

Hi my name is Voldemort Dark'Lord Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a wizard, and Im trying to take over a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I used to go (I'm forty). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Voldemort!" Shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Lucius Malfoy!

"What's up Lucius?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then I heard a loyal follower call me and I had to go away.

(Lucius is about thirty in this, and so's Voldemort. I have no idea why Lucius was at Hogwarts seeing as Draco hasn't been born yet, make up your own reason).