The Death Snackers

James' and Sev have some bonding time

OK. Does anyone want to make me a cover because this current one is a door in France, and honestly if I was less lazy, I'd make a better one  myself.

It had been a cold night, and all Sev and James wanted to do was have a relaxing evening together. Unfortunately this wasn't going to be possible for a number of reasons, the first being the two slept in different dorms, and the second being that I can't remember where I was going with this. I abandoned this chapter last night so make up your own thing- we abandoned god in this fic a long time ago.

Fortunately, both boys were extremely sneaky, and the Room Of Requirement was available for anyone who was sneaky enough to use it, and had a tired enough author to get plot convenience things.

"I need a room where I can bond with my boyfriend," called James to the empty corridor.
"Also plot," added Severus helpfully. Plotting was very important to Severus, he would sometimes write his plots down secretly in his potions book. He hadn't even told James about it- a guys got to have his secrets.

The magical door magically opened, to reveal a magic room that had a large magic bed in it, and a magic desk with lots of files with labels like "How To Overthrow The Government" and "How To Tell If The Authors Crush Likes Her, Is She Sending Mixed Signals, Is The Author Just Refusing To Accept That It Will Never Happen?" and "What To Buy Voldemort For His Birthday." Sev's eyes lit up at the sight of the files, while James was more intrigued by the bed.

While Sev was reading through the files and making notes in the margins, occasionally cackling like an evil villain, James had made a beeline for the bed. It looked big, and sturdy. Perfect for what he intended to do next.

"James," Said Sev in a pained voice, looking up from the folder he was reading,
"What are you doing?"

James stopped bouncing up and down on the bed and grinned a Severus, his glasses askew on his face. He looked cute like that.

"Uhh... I'm bouncing on the bed..." he said, starting to jump again.
Severus shrugged and returned to his plotting.

Sorry this is short, I just spent twelve hours locked in a car with my younger brothers and I nearly killed them.