The Umbrella Academy Imagines & Scenarios

THE HARGREEVES GROUP CHAT

KLAUS: is anyone home??

ALLISON: Just left

VANYA: No, I'm not home at the moment. Why?

LUTHER: I am

KLAUS: ok ... is anyone home who can DRIVE me?

DIEGO: no

KLAUS: are you home

KLAUS: diego

KLAUS: Diego are u home

DIEGO: yes.

KLAUS: wyd

DIEGO: trying to relax in silence

FIVE: Incorrect. He's playing with his knives.

DIEGO: Who says that's not relaxing?

ALLISON: Majority of society, actually

KLAUS: going anywhere soon?

DIEGO: no

KLAUS: u sure?

DIEGO: yes

FIVE: Incorrect again. I just heard his police radio go off.

KLAUS: 😈

VANYA: 😮

LUTHER: Yeah, could you turn that down by the way, Diego?

KLAUS: thank u

LUTHER: For what? I only read the part about Diego's walkie talkie.

KLAUS: I was talking to 5

FIVE: Typical. He thinks everything's about him.

DIEGO: It's not a walkie talkie

DIEGO: It's a radio

LUTHER: It's annoying

KLAUS: it's: 😈

DIEGO removed LUTHER from UMBRELLA GANG.

ALLISON: How many times a day are you going to do that?

DIEGO: As long as it takes for no one to add him back in again.

VANYA has added LUTHER to UMBRELLA GANG.

VANYA: Sorry Diego, I felt bad for him.

KLAUS: aw sis

LUTHER: @DIEGO You're immature

DIEGO: @LUTHER You're ugly

KLAUS: @DIEGO you're driving me to shamrocks bar tonight !!!🤪🤪🤪

DIEGO: @KLAUS You're delusional if you think that's going to happen

KLAUS has changed his nickname to 'DELUSIONAL'.

DELUSIONAL: I'm whatever you want me to be as long as I get to ride shotgun boiiii

DIEGO changed DELUSIONAL's nickname to KLAUS.

DIEGO: This isn't one of your friends group chats, it's meant for serious situations

KLAUS: okkkkkk & I'm seriously sober ???

VANYA: That's good, Klaus! :)

LUTHER: I'm glad