Ira:"WHY AM I A SHRIMP?!?!?! I mean like, seriously, why haven't I hit puberty?!?! I'm fricken fourteen!!!! Come on!! My voice is squeaky as hell!!!! If I made a high pitched noise, ONLY DOGS WOULD BE ABLE TO HEAR IT!!! THAT'S RIGHT, RORY!!! I HOPE YOUR EARDRUMS EXPLODE!!!! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SHORT?!?! MARMO AND BEL MAKE FUN OF ME ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HIT PUBERTY!!!! HAPPEN ALREADY!!!!! ..........ok, I'm done..."
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Ira's Rant Book!
RandomWe all know that Ira is pushed around sometimes, so, this is a place where he gets to rant. Enjoy! 😂 (I don't even know why I'm making this.) Update: no more chapters.