Marmo:"*accidentally walks in* huh? Where am I?"
Ira:"*sees Marmo and holds up a cross* MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!"
Marmo:"HOLY-Ira, what are you doing?! You're supposed to be fighting your little girlfriend!"
Ira:"SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!! BE GONE, DEMON!!!!!"
Marmo:"fine, jeez! But Bel's not gonna be happy when I tell him you're slacking off!!*runs off*"
Ira:"HEY, WAIT A SECOND THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!!*runs after Marmo*"
_a few moments later_
Ira:"*comes back, panting because he had to chase Marmo for a long time* I *pant* hate Marmo...I hate them all...*huff*...I can't even...*pant*...yell right now..."
Me:"oh, come on, you have to have more fire in you than that!"
Ira:"*pants a few more times*...MARMO NEEDS TO GO DIE IN A HOLE AND GET BURIED ALIVE AND HAVE BUGS EAT HER FLESH SLOWLY AS SHE DECOMPOSES!!!!!!!"
Me:"*😳*...I'm shook..."
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Ira's Rant Book!
RandomWe all know that Ira is pushed around sometimes, so, this is a place where he gets to rant. Enjoy! 😂 (I don't even know why I'm making this.) Update: no more chapters.
