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I have no plot

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ash-attack: pls snd hlp elsa mks me wnt 2 die

Mucus Lucas: okay FOB calm down, and which elsa? The one who bleaches her hair that white or the one who wears the wig

ash-attack: bleached

Mucus Lucas: dude fuCk her one time she bumped into me while I was eating ice cream and it fell on my costume.

Mikey🌸: shame it's a costume, i only wanted a real prince- guess this relationship is done

cal-yum: ha rekt

cal-yum: he only wants you bc your job

cal-yum: and not even that anymore lmaoo

Mucus Lucas: oh yeah well...your pee pee small

ash-attack: lucas didnt your parents ever tell you not to lie

Mikey🌸: pG!

cal-yum: sounds like luke is a queen now.

cal-yum: queen of denial

Mucus Lucas: at least I'd be royalty finally

Mucus Lucas: I deserve a castle and 3 handsome princes always by my side

Mucus Lucas: guess that means you guys are out

ash-attack: wow you guys are feisty this morning, what happened after I left?

Mikey🌸: cally was mad lukey didnt help him up!

Mucus Lucas: in my defense it was fucking hilarious lmao

cal-yum: yeah. so funny.

ash-attack: it wouldve been funnier if i didn't feel like I was gonna pee myself

Mikey🌸: hahahahaha ashy wouldve peed himself

Mucus Lucas: ew ya nasty

ash-attack: peeing is a totally natural thing

Mucus Lucas: yeah but it's not cool to pee yourself

ash-attack: say that to your 2 y/o self

Mucus Lucas: okay buts that's different

Mikey🌸: okayokay calm down >:(

cal-yum: yeah hes gonna yell at you guys if you dont stop fighting

Mucus Lucas: sorry kitten

ash-attack: yeah, sorry Princess..

Mikey🌸: 's okay >:(

cal-yum: nice goin guys you made him mad 🙄

Mucus Lucas: okay well you started it

cal-yum: whAt! NO I DIDNT!?

Mucus Lucas: yeah huh

ash-attack: he really didnt tho...

Mucus Lucas: okay but did I ask you tho...

Mikey🌸: why you bein mean >:(

Mucus Lucas: I'm sorry Princess...I'm not feeling okay rn, I'm just gonna take a nap. Hopefully I'll feel better when I get up

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