Working as a Disney Prince means 3 things:
1. Girls/ kids getting excited whenever they see you.
2. Girls assuming you're straight.
3. Girls trying to get your number.Now this wouldnt be a problem...for any other Disney Prince. The guy who plays Gaston is practically swimming in pussy (his words not mine), and he's perfectly happy with it. What guy wouldnt?
Me
Me the gay guy working as a straight prince- do you know how many guys come through the line to meet a prince? Practically none. Land of magic my ass, the only magic that's happening is that I havent gotten thrown up on by a toddler today.
Every god damned day is the same thing. Moody kid here, horny mom trying to get in your pants there. It's ridiculous.
Today isnt any different. I've had to hold 3 babies, while they were screaming. 4 toddlers have stepped on my boots, 9 drunk women have came up and tried to grab my dick- yes that actually happened. Needless to say:
I'm over it already.
There is one plus though, Ashton works across the walkway at the ice cream stand. God that man is...a fine piece of ass. I wish I could say that I've...talked to him. But I haven't, everytime I try to get remotely close to him he runs away. So...maybe I'm more like the beast instead of a prince to everyone else- but. I always catch him staring at me. Just in the past 10 minutes I've caught him 8 times. So I think the probability of me being ugly is...very minimal.
As family after family comes and goes, I zone out. Doing only what the other Disney worker tells me to do, during the midst of my zoning out I notice a tuff of lavender, steadily making it's way closer. Which is pretty cool, I like it when people dye their hair. I dunno it makes them not look like a carbon copy of everyone else. (says the blonde haired blue eyed boy)
As it gets closer I notice the person with said tuff of lavender. And...holy fucking shit. Wow.
It's about time that disney magic starts kicking in somehow.
I try to quicken the pace of pictures so I can finally get to them and when I finally see them up close my heart skips a beat. They look like something straight from a fanfiction to be honest. Not that I'm complaining because they look very cute together...I hope they're not dating though.
The lavender haired one is wearing a black skirt with a pink shirt and these cute thick high things that have flowers around the tops, and white vans. While the other one has black skinny jeans, black vans, and a black leather jacket on- even though its 110° outside today. And a skeleton version of mickey mouse on his shirt which is dope as hell. Both of them just look, amazing.
And of course I have to meet them while I'm in tights and knee high boots.
"Cally!! Here here! Take my phone let me get his autograph, wait give me my phone back- what're you doing?!" The lavender haired one squeals- his voice sounding sweet like honey. The excitement in his voice makes me smile even bigger.
Honestly I haven't heard that in a while, and..its kind of nice. I miss people getting actually excited over me- even though 'me' right now is Prince Phillip. And Prince Phillip doesnt even cause much excitement anymore, I feel like I'm just that prince. The one that everyones like 'oh yeah...I guess we could go see him'. It really gets to you man.
After a few second the purple haired boy comes over to me and smiles, "hi! I'm Michael!"
I smile down at him, "hello Michael! I am Prince Phillip! How may I be at your assistance today? Is there a dragon you need me to slay?" I joke around with him.
He giggles- like actually fucking giggled, oh my god it was adorable-, "n-no!! No dragon haha, could you s-sign my case?"
He says flipping over his phone showing me the fading mickey mouse symbol.
"What is this? My god its like a witching device...you're not a witch are you? I've delt with witches only once before," I say taking the marker from his hands when he giggles again and shakes his head.
"Well then! Seeing as though you are not a witch, I would love to make you and your friends acquaintance soon. Here, shall I enter my contant into your non-witch device?"
His eyes go big and he unlocks his phone so I can put my my number into it, should I put prince phillip? Is that weird? I dont do this often, okay?
Against my better judgement I put 'Luke👑' as my name and hand it back to him quickly.
He smiles and turns around to wave the other guy over, when the guy gets close enough Michael turns to me, "this is my best friend- sorry you dont need to know that...uhm yeah. Cally can you take the picture now?" 'Cally' smiles down at him and nods with some sort of affection in his movement. God I wish he'd look at me that way. Fuck.
Wait, bestfriend?
"Of course, Princess. Phone?" My heart skips a beat when 'Cally' says Princess cause...well it's cute or whatever. Ugh his voice is deep and husky God it makes me wonder what pet names he would call m-
"Is this okay? I dont want to accidentally touch you wrong," Michael says blushing hard.
"You're perfectly fine, just dont grope my dick please." I say-accidentally breaking character.
His face goes redder, "does that happen a lot?"
Aw hes so innocent it's cute, "sometimes..its whatever though. Here, let's take this picture." I say- staying out of character.
He smiles and wraps his arms around my waist and looks over at "Cally", as he snaps a few pictures.
After a minute Michael runs over to him and nods- saying stuff that I cant hear.
Then runs back to me, "thank you!"
"Of course! It's my pleasure, Princess. I like your skirt by the way," I say quieter so none of the other guests can hear me, "text me, beautiful." I wink and he blushes hard again and nods before running back to his friend squealing loudly.
I watch as they walk over to where Ashtons stand is and get handed a baby while they order, after I smile with the infant, I look up again to see "Cally" leaning onto the stand and Ashton blushing hard and Michael observing from a distance- with a huge smile on his face.
Ashton hands 'Cally' the ice cream he ordered and he walks to Michael, with a dejected look.
A child comes up and tugs my shirt and I look down, "Hello young knight..."
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Wow...I've read that like 6 times and it still sounds...weird idk. I hope you liked it :)
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- Kam
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Sleeping Beauty(5sos Ot4)
FanficCalum gives Michael everything he wants, so when Michael asked to go to Disneyland- Calum cant say no. While they are there they meet a cute concession stand boy and a dashing Prince.