Bloody Bouquet : The King of Flowers

A drop in the bucket

There is no fucking way this is ducking happening,  Bakugou decided as he reached to pull the petal off of his shirt sleeve. It was soft , already drying, just like a real flower petals. Which was scary because whoever was doing this was extremely committed to fucking with him. It wasn't Deku, the idiot was too niaeve and stupid. Off brand Pika might be the culprit, but Bakugou didn't think this was that electric thooth brushes style. Raccoon eyes might be stupid enough to try and pull this kind of bull shit and tape for elbows might even try and help, but again this just didn't fit those twos styles.
and Kiri-Shitty Hair was too nice and kind to even try this type of Tom fuckery.
So That left Bakugou with a question, if this wasn't a prank, what the fuck was going on?
Bakugou Set the petal on a tissue before he reached for his phone. He was just going to have to Web MD this shit because he was not going to the fucking nurse for this crap. "Fucking shitty haired shark. I should be fucking sleeping" Bakugou muttered as he typed in a few of his symptoms. That strangely once he had cough up the flower petal had been somewhat subdued. " if he wasn't so fucking bad at math maybe I wouldn't be fucking hacking flower petals." Bakugou gave a small growl of irritation as the list of possible problems came up., only one meeting all the symptoms and over 300 hitting some amount of the others. The first one on the list, At the very top was Hanahaki. Flower vomiting? Bakugou tapped on it opening up onto an official looking page. On the right in a column was the he symptoms, from most to least common and the left and center of the screen held a description of the disease.

A/N: Hey so this is copied from  Wikis list of fictional diseases, I will probably come back and write my own version of this but I need to move the story forward now or ill never get around to it...

Hanahaki Disease (花吐き病 (Japanese); 하나하키병 (Korean); 花吐病 (Chinese)) is a disease where the victim of unrequited or one-sided love begins to vomit or cough up the petals and flowers of a flowering plant growing in their lungs, which will eventually grow large enough to render breathing impossible if left untreated. There is no set time for how long this disease lasts but it may last from 2 weeks to 3 months until the victim dies unless the feelings are returned or the plants are surgically removed.There is also no set flower that blossoms in the lungs but it may be the enamoured's favourite flower or favourite colour. Hanahaki can be cured through surgical removal of the plants' roots, but this excision also has the effect of removing the patient's capacity for romantic love. It may also erase the patient's feelings for and memories of the enamoured. It can also be cured by the reciprocation of the victim's feelings. These feelings cannot be feelings of friendship but must be feelings of genuine love. The victim may also develop Hanahaki Disease if they believe the love to be one-sided but once the enamoured returns the feelings, they will be cured.

' Well that's bull shit.' Bakugou thought. He didn't like anyone never mind love. At least probably not. And if he DID love someone he was as good as dead anyway. Bakugou was fully aware he was an asshole, and he'd used that to his advantage. Because he was fully aware that if he wanted to keep training than he'd have to hide this fucking ridculas shit from anyone who might tell the teacher. Being an ass hole helped seeing as he only really had to worrie about 4 or five people noticing instead of 20 or 30. four to five people who Bakugou found incredbly annoying but stuck around for some unknown reason. Bakugou could only assume those reasons where idiotic because he would never ask anyone such a fucking sappy question.

Bakugou Put on some music and set his phone on the charger, he needed to go to sleep well his symptoms weren't going to keep him up. Why had they calmed down after the coughing fit? Bakugou thought as he turned off his lamp and climbed under the covers. his phone played a sad song as Bakugou closed his eyes and went to sleep.

*~*

Bakugou woke up at 6 to a knock on the door. Which was annoying becasue no one of those fuckers had ever  been up before him before. " What the fuck do you want?" Bakugou yelled turning off his alarm and throwing his blankets back. " Oof-!" Bakugou flinched at the stab of pain in his chest as he stood up. His head felt light, and despite sleeping more than he normally did he felt tired and slow. and irrated. 

"Hey! Bro!" ki-SHITTY HAIR called from the other side, " The squad got  up early for a run, wanna come along?"

"How the hell did you get pika, Panda and Duct tape up this early?" Bakugou asked opening his door to the read haired teen. Duct tape normally Complained if he stayed up an extra five minutes, so getting him up was an extremely bad decision if they didn't want Bakogou to be charged with aggravated assault. He couldn't stand complainers. 

"I told him you'd make us breakfast after?" Kirishima looked sheepish, " I know it wasn't manly to volunteer you but..."

Bakugou felt something in the back of his throat again, so he just tch'd, " Whatever. Ill be done in five minutes, i'm leaving without you if your not there got it Shitty hair?"

Kirishima nodded and jogged down the hall way. Bakugou watched him go, Jesus  his chest hurt. and that thing at the back of his throat. Bakugou refused t o believe it was another bull shit petal as he got dressed.  Basket ball shorts a short sleeved hoodie and running shoes. When he was ready he grabbed his ear buds and his phone, and headed down the hall taking the stairs to give the idiots more time to get down to the lobby to meet him. 

The group was all there when Bakugou opened the door, Kiri was trying to get Tape  who was sleeping on his feet to stand by himself and electrolyte was   clearly not ready to be out in public, his hair looked like it had been rubbed down with a balloon. Pink milk was swaying in an absoulutly horribly matched outfit she would regret later. Kiri was the only one Bakugou thought looked remotely ready to be out of his dorm room. 

" Lets go losers, we got a lot of ground to cover." Bakugou growl, snapping pika and pinky out for their trances and earing a look of thanks from Kiri- Shitty hair as Tape stood up. " We're running my short loop."

*~*

" That was the short loop?!" Pika Complained, "  That was like eight miles!"

" It was one mile idiot." Bakugou said pushing open the dorm doors. Bakugou hadn't wanted to start coughing so he took it easy, there was no other reason that he kept a pace Kiri and the squad could match. Hell Kiri probably could have matched whatever Bakugou set because Kiri was awesome.  " 'm gonna change than start breakfast." he glanced at the clock it was only 6:30, he had time for a quick shower too.  As Bakugou was walking back to the stairs, he'd use them as his cool down Kiri came jogging up behind him. 

" He Bakugou, It was really manly of you too do this for us," Kiri smiled, and it Bakugou felt like someone had sunk a sewing pin into his heart for every one of those perfect theet. Bakugou stood shocked at how forceful the pain had come back and just nodded unable to reply.

" Its whatever  Kiri." Bakugou said walking away. 

Kiri stood there a bit shocked, had the Bakugou just called him Kiri?

WORD COUNT?:  1320

Author note! I need you guys to tell me who you think should discover Bakugous sickness.