Romano's Journal

August 27th

Dear Diary,

I sometimes miss the adrenaline years ago, when I was more troubling,

One thing a lot of people don't know about me is my kleptomania.

Stealing wallets was basically a better talent of mine than any art: sculpting, art, yada yada.

Now I wouldn't really bring this dusty book back out to write a trivial memory into. But, considering in my hands lies the watches of flirted and wallets of the distracted, I found myself a little excited again.

I promise to give them back, of course,

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Unless?

- Romano