Sanders sides one shots and mini stories

Correction (analogical)

I don't ship analogical, but I really like this headcannon that I thought of, that Logan provides Virgil with words and Virgil explains stuff that Logan said to the other sides.

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Logan sat on the small sofa reading his book, undisturbed, when Virgil lifted his head from laying on the couch and told him,

"Hey, I'mma go get something to drink cause I'm water-hungry. Want anything?"

"No thanks, and I belive the word your looking for is thirsty." Logan responded, not looking up from his book.

"Right, thirsty. Thanks. I'll remember that." Virgil said walking off into the kitchen.

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"Hey Logan! Why don't cats play poker?" Patton asked, beaming.

"Because their brains don't have the capacity to process-" Logan tried, only to be cut of by Patton.

"BECASUE THEY'D BE CHEETAHS!" Patton finished, laughing at his own joke.

"Morality, one could not express how much I wish to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly."
Logan said, looking dead into Patton's eyes.

Patton looked confused, and looked over to Virgil (Who was sitting on the couch with his headphones on) for help.

Virgil took his lolipop out of his mouth and, without looking up, said,

"He wants to smack you in the face with a brick."

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"Virgil, did you have a good time at the zoo?" Logan asked, looking away from his computer as the emo walked into his room and flopped down on his bed, back first.

"Yep, they had some of those panda-tiger-horses, and those race car-flamingo-giraffe-pigeons. They looked real cool."

"You mean Zebras and Ostriches? Yes, I belive they ate quite majestic."

(May I, the author, please just say, even though this has absolutely nothing related to the story. At the point in time where I was writing that, I went to the dentist, and I bit him. Very hard. Fuckin' mouth rapist.)

"Yep, those." Came Virgils response.

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"Hey Logan, do you want anything from the kitchen?" Patton asked, getting ready to bake.

"Yes thank you Patton, I would like sliced Solanum Lycopersicum, carefully torn Lactuca sativa, sliced smoked ham layed carefully across his with slightly melted caseus, between two slices of baked and risen flour and yeast solution. Please hold the whipped mix of egg yolk and lemon/vinigar with seasonings." Logan said, turning back to his book.

Patton looked dumbfounded.

Virgil peaked his head up from his place laying across Logan's lap.

"He wants a sandwich, no mayo." Virgil said, before going back down and relaxing again.

Patton simply nodded and went to complete the order.