Battle of The Sexes

Mike

ALE’S POV

 

“Man, wake up!”

“What?” I grunted looking up. I was on my stomach and my hair was everywhere, Everything was darkened except for the light from the hallway illuminating the room.

“You don’t hear that?” Liam asked pulling the blanket over his eyes.

“LOLA STOP HOGGING THE BACON!” Mia shouted.

“NO! ITS MY BACON!” Lola shouted back while running into the living room with the plate of sizzling bacon.

“MALDITACEA QUIEN DIABLOS ESTA GRITANDO A ESTA HORA!” (Damn it who the hell is yelling at this hour!) Kari shouted. She appeared on top of the stairs. Her brown wavy hair was messed up and all over her head. Her yellow tank top and pink shorts looked sloppy.

“Good morning to you too.” I said, getting up slowly. Kari rolled her eyes and folded her arms; her face started to turn red in anger.

“Shut up, and you two SHUT UP TOO! Do you want to get killed?!” She said glaring at Mia and Lola.

“No…. BUT SHE’S HOGGING THE BACON THAT I MADE!”  Mia shouted, grabbing the bacon plate back. We all heard rustling from the sheets, a bump to the head, and a loud ‘OW!’

“Did I hear bacon?” Blake asked immediately awake.

He was a baconholic he loved it more than his life. Crazy.

“No Blake, it’s only been mentioned about a hundred times.” Jessie said, rolling his eyes.

Saracasmaholic…

“You’re all giving me a headache.” Kari said, rubbing her head and sitting down on the couch beside me. I nudged her arm and she elbowed me in the stomach.

“Good morning.” said Liam, Jessie and Blake at the same time.

“Good morning.” She said, giving them a small smile.

“Oh so you tell them good morning but not me!” I exclaimed.

“They don’t get on my nerves as much.” she responded smirking at me.

“Eh, whatever I didn’t need your nasty morning breath in my face anyways.” I said smirking back.

She stuck her tongue out and got in my face and blew her stinky breath. I flinched and fanned my hand and pinched my nose.                        

“Aw that’s so cute their first couples fight!” said Lola smirking at us and sitting beside Jessie.

“She’s not my girlfriend!” I said quickly.

 She started choking on air, “No way in hell!”

“HELLO TO THE HOUSE!!!!” We heard a yell from outside and a car horn.

“OH MY GOSH!” Mia shouted, getting up with Lola and Kari and running out the door with them.

“Who do you think it is?” asked Liam getting up along with us.

“Don’t know.” I said walking out the door, not liking the sight. I’m sure Liam and Jessie didn’t like it either. Mia, Lola and Kari had tackled a guy to the floor and were hugging and kissing him, the idiot- errr- I mean guy just said “Oh I feel loved!”

“Stupido! No me das una llamada ni nada!” (Stupid! You don’t give me a call or anything!) said Kari hitting him in the arm.

“Ah perdona me princessa pero no tenia recepcion en la base” (Ah sorry princess but I didn’t have reception on base) he said hugging her tightly.