wired things you say to them (dick)

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Dick🐦

" Dick I'm not calling you senpai"

"Babe step away for the stove now"

" would it count as murder if I made someone just stop breathing with magic"

" Dick if we have a baby would you want a boy or girl"

"Dick stop crying Tony Stark isn't Bruce"

" Babe I love you but would you stop sangin let it go "

"Richard John grayson if you don't shut up I'm going to rip your balls off..... right off"

" Let's have a baby he said I want a baby he said this is the last time I let seduce me on a beach"

"Dick if you and Wally don't shut up I'm going to stab both of you"

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