(i'm sorry this took a really long time as i said before I should be able to make oneshorts more often unless i get my things taken away enjoy the story)
It's been 3 years since you and dick have gotten married. there's just one little big problem your pregnet with his baby. But that's not the problem nor is it that you think he wouldn't want the baby. it's your family they like dick it just since he's attracdive they think he's not loyal. they think he's a fuck them and duck then kind of guy or they think your going to be killed.
So here you are thinking of ways to tell him and your family. "hey babe geuss what I got" you heard the happy voice of your dorky husband. You panic as you put the pregnety test in your pocket as hear dick walking up the stairs. you then see dick come in the room with a box.
"hey hoeny" you said as you tryed to sound natrul witch faild badly. dick put the box down and sat down next to you. you then saw that his smile was wider then normal but you just shruged it off.
" (y/n) open the box please" the dark hiard man said as he bounced up and down on the bed like a kid. you just shrugged and opened the box to see another box with dounuts. you looked up at dick with a counfued look.
"why is there dounuts in here?" you asked as you picked up the smaller box and put it on the bed. dick just shruged. you then countinued to look threw the box. you then found something that looked like a baby jumper then anouther one. "dick what are these?" you asked kinda scared that he found out you were pregnet.
"baby clothes me and one of my cowerkers went shopping for his expecting wife and he made me hold on to them for him" he explaned but you could tell he was lieing he was messing with his hand when he said that makeing known he was lieing. but you icnored it for know and unflounded the jumpers. the blue one witch was on top said in black and red letters "move over daddy i'm mommys favorit" then the pink one said in gold letters " my mommys a queen so that makes me a princess"
"dick why did you buy these" you asked as dick looked shocked.
"huh what I don't know what your talking about" he said looking away then he looked back at you " fine I found out u were pregnet from alfred" (alfred knows all and sees all) now it was your turn to be shocked. 100 diffrent questions raced threw your head but the biggist one is how did alfred know that?
"don't question it alfred just knows everything and we don't ask anymore" he said with a shrug. he then jumped on the bed. " so what do u think it's going to be I kinda want a girl"
"i don't know why do you want a girl?" you asked as you took the test out of your pocket and threw it away.
"i don't want to get wierd looks when I go see disney moves anymore" he said with a his cheeky smile. the rest of the conversaion was just dick fanboying about his not yet born baby.
(yeah i know it took a long time and it's short but i have online school and stuff so i'm going to do jason's next)
