things you say to them (Bruce)

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Bruce 🦇
"Hoeny we don't need any more kids"

"Bruce stop glaring at Clark"

"Darling...stop dumping so much work on me please it's hard"

"Remind me how in hell did we end up with a pretzel son, sassy pants son, innocent depressed son, and what Damian is"

" Bruce honey can we not have any more gala's this week"

" I swear if you don't get your bat ass in bed right now I'm going to not do something that you like 😈😉"

"Stop hoging all the blanket it's not your cape a blanket is something you share with your wife"

"Bruce he's creepy make him leave the gala please love you"

" Hey honey were's my remote"

"For the last time we're not having any more kids"

" I will cut off your balls in your sleep if you keep this up Bruce"

"I know you don't like killing people or the concept of killing people but can't you just kill joker please"

"Oh leave my babies alone"

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