saiouma oneshots (mostly smut)

🍋sleepover🍋

Kokichi's pov

As I was getting ready for a new day of school I heard a knock at my door. "Who is it"I shout at the door as I'm tieing my scarf. "It's shuichi". "Oh saihara Chan common in". Wait on second thought I shouldn't of said that I look like a mess. "Hey are you almost ready to walk to school" shuichi says kindly. "Almost just need to brush my hair" I say back more in a shouting manner while grabbing my backpack and hair brush. I run out into my living room and grab saihara's hand and then run out the door. "Kokich-!!". I look over at shuichi he's blushing?? "Uh- ohhhhh now I know why your face is like that" I say as a smirk grows on my face. "H-huh?"shuichi feels his face with his free hand and then looks away from me. "Someone is madly inlove with me"I look at him about to burst of laugher. "Sometimes I even crack myself up".

Shuichi pov

Great way to start my day off. "H-hey uh kokichi you can l-let go of my hand now" I manage to stutter out. "I know I can I'm just choosing not to nehehe~". I roll my eyes as response. We finnaly got to school and he didn't let go of my hand. "Wow shuichi I didn't know you swing like that" kaede says giggling. "It's not like that I swear". "Mhm"she says sarcastically. Finally kokichi let go of my hand once we reached class.

Time skip because I'm lazy as fuck

"Hey shuichi"someone says in the distance. I turn around to see rantaro. "Oh hey there"I say gladly . "I wanted to invite you to a party in hosting its only for the boys in the class wanna come?"."sure sound-". As if on cue a tinny rat boi appeared by my side"I wanna come to" he spits out. Bolth rantaro and I look at him as if he was a ghost. Rantaro jumped back. "Oh kokichi perfect I was also gonna ask you". "I'll text you guys the time as I assume your coming to shuichi". I wasn't gonna go but now that I'm in this situation I can't say no. "Yeah I plan on being there". "Great see you guys later". Great now I have to drag my crush with me to lunch. As I get to lunch kokichi sat next to me of course. "Why in the ever loving fuck is this little shit here"maki says giving kokichi her famous "do you wanna die"stares. "Maki calm down its ok I'll make sure hes under control". "Huh what make sure I'm "under control" what am I a dog" kokichi says flustered. Kaito and iruma just came over to sit down with us as kokichi started to do his annoying fake cry. "Can you ever keep your fucking mouth shut" iruma souts at kokichi. Suddenly he looked up and stopped but he seemed to have this serious look on his face. "And can you keep your fucking legs shut ". "Kokichi!!" I nudge him on the shoulder as a sign to cut it out. I look over to see iruma blank faced while kaito and maki were dying of laugher. Woah maki can smile. "She got what she deserved" kokichi whispered in my ear. "That was a little to far though".

3rd person pov

As kokichi got up and left shuichi followed him to the library. "Wow you really can't live without me"kokichi says looking at shuichi. "It's not like that just I..hapen to be going down here too. As they got down there kokichi couldn't reach this book."ngh mm al..most there". Shuichi notices him standing on his tippy toes struggling to get a book and decided to go help him. "Here you go shorty"I laugh to myself. Kokichi looks at shuichi in a daze and comes in to give shuichi a hug. "This is why I love you". Right after kokichi let go of shuichi and covered his mouth with a massive blush on his face. "Hey it's ok I love you to don't be embarrassed". Shuichi's eyes widened as kokichi draped his hands over shuichi's shoulders and slid his tongue into into his mouth to explore. Just as shuichi took in what's happening he battled with kokichi for dominance (adds in epic fighting music)

Time skip because I already told you I'm as useless as a hedgehog in a condom factory
Shuichi's pov

At 6:00 sharp I get a text from rantaro to meet me at his house for the party. I reply telling him I'll be there as soon as I can. Hmmmm what should I where oh this is fine