The Big Book of OC Tales

me and the bois in disneyland

"Finally, we're here!" Ella cheered, waving about her camera out of excitement. She went out to hug a big Mickey Mouse walking on the streets, giggling as she goes.

It would have been a good memory...

Yeah, there are five fucks going through a hangover as we speak. Groaning as they trudge through the entrance, the guards even had to stop them if they had drugs, but Yurie verified herself as a Shindou.

Holy shit, did she love her rich girl identity.

"Mom, I feel like throwing up." Mahou made puking gestures, disrupting the children's joyful time as they looked at the disappointing adult.

"I hate my life." Cyrus shuddered, as a gross feeling bubbled up in his stomach region. After all, he was a bad drunk.

"What the fuck, where am I? Ryoji Ayasume, if you and your all seeing ugly face is taking me to the Mohorovicic discontinuity, fuck you." Blindy loudly swore, shaking off Ryo's hold on his arm.

"Babe, what the fuck, I'm just taking you through the entrance? And there are a lot of people so I'm worried?" Ryo sighed, as he led the blind man and his Shiba away.

"Watch me cry my ass off while I'm in that parachute Toy Story thingy." Yurie grinned sloppily, disgusting Felix of her horrid behaviour.

"And this why I have a dictionary, to diss other people in different language. And in Filipino, you, Yurie, Gago ka, alam mo? Magsusuka ka, 'wag nang umasa pa. Tulad ng love life mo."

"Felix, it would've been fine if you just insulted me, but you didn't have to bring my love life in." Yurie cringed, taking large strides away from the play boy guy.

"Cripples, am I right?" Lyra jumped in front of Ella and shot finger guns.

"LYRA, WHAT THE FUCK-" Pete shrilled, angrily about to rush his wheel chair.

"See them? Those are the type of people you're not supposed to interact with. Act like you don't know them, okay?" Daniel smilingly patted Jiyuu's blue hair.

Quite a handful of people went in awe at the father's affection for his daughter. But for Jiyuu...

"FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME, I'M NOT YOUR DAUGHTER-" Jiyuu retaliated, about to throw the bench an old lady was on.

"WHAT DOES UMPTEENTH MEAN-"

"PAT DON'T SPEAK!"

Well, even if the entire group was about to throw up and cry about how stupid they were, they were having a good time.

Except for Mahou who saw Hayden and his (Mahou's) current crush on his discover page on Instagram on a hike. "FUCKING HAYDEN-!!" Mahou threw away his phone in anger.

"Wait fuck, I still haven't fully paid for that." Mahou sobbed, wondering how much money he and his poor ass was going to waste for repair.

"Have a credit card." Yurie knowingly slid him a card. "I hate you, your face and your money." He grinned greedily.

"Thanks."

Sakura, from another continent who was watching Ella's livestream, groaned in annoyance.

Shorter since i didnt have any ideas