Total Drama Action Tammys Story

Master of disaster

After DJ left no one but Courtney and I were happy. We sat at breakfast with Chris eating croissants with cheese and butter. Then we went to the mess hall to sit with the others while they ate. Harold tired some of the white goop and nearly choked.
"I really miss Dj's cooking it was as awesome as this is totally groseitating" Harold said spitting out the goop.
Heather was refusing to eat I slipped her a croissant under the table (that I smuggled from breakfast) she smiled and ate it hungrily.

Over at the grip table the only one eating was Owen
"I wish my boyfriend was here he's such a great cook" Beth said
"Boyfriend I don't remember any talk of a boyfriend" I said
"Yeah his name is imagination" Heather said making Courtney and I laugh.
"Im serious I have a boyfriend, I love my boyfriend, didn't I mention my boyfriend before?" Beth said
"You sure do like that word boyfriend a lot when did you two meet?" Leshawna asked
"We meet between tv seasons" Beth said
"Wasn't that like two days?" Lindsay asked
"Mhm we met at the orthodontist he was getting his braces of the same time as me, at first i wasn't into him but once the braces came off look out such a cutie" Beth said
Everyone laughed looking at the photo of a male model looking guy.

*Izzy in confessional*
"I bought a lot of junk of late night infomercials but i ain't buying that"
*static*

"If you have a boyfriend prove it" Courtney said
"Sure I can tell you everything about him he's 182.88 cms tall, has light brown hair, blue eyes, size ten shoe, 81 cm pant with a 86.36 cm inseem" Beth listed
"Wait a minute those stats are all written on the back of his picture I know a comp card when I see one because I'm a professional male model" Justin said taking the picture
"Well maybe he's a model too ever thought of that?" Beth asked taking the picture back
"No, no one ever thought of that" Duncan says dumping his food into Harold's bowl

"Wait let me get this straight you've been chasing after a boyfriend all this time with a honey back home" Leshawna said upset
"Sure my boyfriend is a model but he's still just a guy, Justin is a super model I can't help myself now that my braces are off it's a whole new dating world" Beth said winking at Justin making him go wide eyed in shock.

Harold noticed some straws and stuffed them in his pocket
"Bendy straws these are just like the ones at the hospital where I got my kidneys switched I was born with a rare kidney condition my left kidney was were my right was supposed to be" Harold explained
"You had a surgical kidney swap? That's not a thing" Courtney said
"I'm a rare case" Harold said
"Your a rare case alright" heather  said rolling her eyes with disbelief
"Whatever I'm loading up" he said stuffing more into his pocket.

Owen was scarfing down his bowl
"I think Owens taste buds packed up and moved to France years ago" Heather said
"I wish I had this disgusting slip around last time I was trying to stick to my diet" Lindsay said dropping her spoon back into her bowl. Chef came back making everyone look worried
"This cuisine is obviously to complex for our unsofisticated taste buds" Harold Lied the others nodded
"I give it five stars" Owen said eating more
"I hate suck ups" Chef said angrily walking off
"You won't be holding onto your lunch much longer" Chris said entering the tent
"Isn't this breakfast?" Lindsay says
"It's an expression" Courtney said rolling her eyes
"What torture do you have planned for us today?" Duncan asked
"Oh nothing just that your day will be a total disaster...get it? It's a disaster movie theme" Chris said i laughed a bit
"You mean movies where people run for there loves from volcanos, earthquakes, asteroids and title waves?" I asked
"See Tammy gets it! The more disastrous the better!" Chris said

*Lindsay in confessional*
"My hair is already a total disaster it's been three weeks since I got a trim, split ends city how much worse could it get"
*static*