Total Drama Action Tammys Story

Full Metal Drama

Everyone but Courtney and I ran to the communal bathrooms.
"What's their problem?" I asked
"Probably chefs lousy cooking gave them the runs" Courtney said laughing
"I'm going to go see if heather is ok" I said getting up with my crotches and following the others.
"Only one toilets working today" Beth said
"This Crazy bargain basement show doesn't even have a plunger" Heather yelled
"And id have to be crazy to give up this premo Spot crazy with niceness Beth honey you take it" Leshawna said she went to open the stall only to see Owen sitting on the toilet
"Owen what are you doing?" Beth asked
"It's not about what I'm doing it's about what I'm not doing" Owen answered
"Pipes a little backed up?" Beth asked
"Who knee a diet of corn beef and cheese puff shakes would stop my whole system" Owen said chef came running in carrying a smoothie for Owen to help with his problem but Leshawna took it and drank it
"Girls gonna fee that" chef said
"Ok I'm done here I only came to check on heather in fact come on you can use mine and Courtneys private bathroom" I said heather smiled
"Later losers" she said

After that we were called to an area of the film lot for our challenge. Chris was wearing a camo hat and chef was wearing the same military outfit from last season.
"Today we're all about war movies so look lovely you.." chris started
"Buckets of horse doodoo" Chef finished
"Get ready for the first challenge you.." Chris started
"Disgusting slimy crustations" chef finished
"Fall in" Chris said
"Sir yes sir" said everyone including me

*duncan in confessional*
"I've always wanted to be a marine they're rough, touch they wear rad boots and they say hoo-ya no idea what that means but it sounds so cool hoo-ya"
*static*

*tammy in confessional*
"I wonder what war movies we are doing world war 1, world war 2, Vietnam war, iraq war, the American civil war, the American revolutionary war...."
*static*

"Chris which war are these challenges based on?" I asked
"World war 1" Chris answered and walked off to prepared the first challeneg. i nodded and went to my team to discuss our strategy.
"I am so pumped my team in battlefront as won ten online multiplayer awards the secret to our success teamwork" Harold said
"This is the real world virtual looser if you wanna win sit back and watch me get my marine on I'm the main course the rest of you are gravy as in on the side" Duncan said
"Excuse me" Courtney said
"You won't be saying that when I bust out my deadly numyos no longer will we have to live in fear of ninja attacks while I'm carrying these, I will draft all enimes and smite them with dishonour" Harold said twirling the numyos Duncan wakes over and put a stick in the way causing them to his his Harold in the croutch.
"Harold Just took a numyo in the numyos what a loser" Duncan said Heather Courtney and I laughed.

Chris put blindfolds on us and when he said we could remove them I saw we were on a plane.
"When it comes to making a war movie jumping out of an airplane is the most dangerous stunt there is so naturally it's our first challenge" Chris said opening a chest of parachutes and the plane door.

"If we live I was thinking I could be our teams admiral" Lindsay said
"Admirals are in charge of sailors generals are in charge of soldiers generally" Beth said
"But admiral sounds cuter so now I'd like to be called admiral lindsay her hotness ok" Lindsay told beth
"Beth Lindsay id like to propose something but don't get excited it's not marriage, see it's along way down" Justin said sitting in between them
"Three Kilometers to be exact" Beth says
"I wouldn't  know maths is for ugly people I need you to jump before me in case I need a soft place to land" Justin told them they both said no.

"Drop Zone approaching form a line it's time to part-ay, stunt people undergo weeks of training before they parachute luckily we are going to skip all that and get to the good part jumping" Chris said
"But Chris pilots in World War One didn't use parachutes, sure they were invented in the late 18th century but it was a new thing using them in airplanes so they were only issued to men in observation Ballons since those were routinely shot down" I explained Courtney searched on her PDA
"She is correct" Courtney confirmed
"So what are we supposed to do for a challenge then?" Heather asked
"Simple" Chris said pushing the box of parachutes out of the plane everyone gasped and glared at me.