Diana: guys have you ever realised that bananas look like yellow dicks, ha!
Jackie: what the fuck!
Anti: she's drunk
Chase: why is she drunk?
Anti: cause she drunk lot's of alcohol dumbass
Diana: where's all the rum *hiccup* gone?
Anti: you can make references even when you're drunk wow -_-
Henrik: we're not giving you anymore rum, you've drunk too much of that shit anyway!
Chase: try Whisky it's better
Henrik: CHASE NOT HELPING
Robbie: why did Diana get herself drunk in the first place?
Anti: because she's drowning her sorrows, no one has asked any questions on that Q&A book she's writing
JJ: *signs* well then make up questions
Diana: TREASON!
Anti: exactly, she wouldn't lie to her readers like that
Optimus Prime: you sure
Anti: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GIANT ROBOT?
Optimus Prime: a visitor from another fanfiction
Diana: no go away Optimus, the 4th wall!
Optimus Prime: if you stay like this none of us will be safe from your sadness so I have to sort you out
Anti: SHE SAID LEAVE!
Optimus Prime: fine, bye *ground bridges away*
Diana: da better *hiccup*
Everyone but Diana: OK READERS ASK QUESTIONS TO SAVE US FROM HER
JJ: *signs* please
Robbie: JJ is so polite
Dark: who gives a fuck
Diana: DON'T TALK TO ROBBIE AND *hiccup* JJ LIKE THAT THEY ARE MY CHILDREN!
Dark: ok readers PLEASE save us!
Anti: I have a way we can stop her for now
Dark: how??
Anti: *seduces Diana*
Bing: DUDE!
Bim: I give up on life now
Chase: same let's go kill ourselves Bimmy
Marvin: wait stop you 2! How do we stop those 2
Jackie: I don't know cause Diana's been seduced by Anti!
Anti: I stopped her from killing us all in drunken rage!
Henrik: that may of been better then this
Anti: it's 2 lives in exchange for all our lives, anyway I'd of killed Chase eventually even if he didn't
Diana: *removes seducment from me* WAIT I'LL SAVE *hiccup* CHASE AND BIM!
Chase + Bim: wait where is my gun!
Diana: in the land known as 'scrapped story ideas'
Chase: can I go there too?
Diana: N-*hiccup*O
Anti: thinking about it can I go there
Diana: NO I'M NOT LOSING YOU BABY!
Anti: baby? *blushes*
Jackie: wow she must be really drunk to consider you as a lover
Marvin: no she's not drunk often enough for that
Anti: wait she considers me as a lover often?
Marvin: she writes an 'Antisepticeye x reader oneshot book' what do you think
Diana: 4th wall no breaking *retcons this chapter*
Diana: better
Anti: wait why are you drunk
Diana: *hiccup*
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Author + (Living With The) Septiceyes Q&A And Dare Book
FanficIn this book you can ask me (The Author) questions about myself or my place in the Living With The Septiceyes story, as well as ask the Jacksepticeye alter egos stuff, maybe even the Ipliers if you want. READ FIRST CHAPTER BEFORE SENDING QUESTIONS A...
