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Diana: guys have you ever realised that bananas look like yellow dicks, ha!

Jackie: what the fuck!

Anti: she's drunk

Chase: why is she drunk?

Anti: cause she drunk lot's of alcohol dumbass

Diana: where's all the rum *hiccup* gone?

Anti: you can make references even when you're drunk wow -_-

Henrik: we're not giving you anymore rum, you've drunk too much of that shit anyway!

Chase: try Whisky it's better

Henrik: CHASE NOT HELPING

Robbie: why did Diana get herself drunk in the first place?

Anti: because she's drowning her sorrows, no one has asked any questions on that Q&A book she's writing

JJ: *signs* well then make up questions

Diana: TREASON!

Anti: exactly, she wouldn't lie to her readers like that

Optimus Prime: you sure

Anti: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GIANT ROBOT?

Optimus Prime: a visitor from another fanfiction

Diana: no go away Optimus, the 4th wall!

Optimus Prime: if you stay like this none of us will be safe from your sadness so I have to sort you out

Anti: SHE SAID LEAVE!

Optimus Prime: fine, bye *ground bridges away*

Diana: da better *hiccup*

Everyone but Diana: OK READERS ASK QUESTIONS TO SAVE US FROM HER

JJ: *signs* please

Robbie: JJ is so polite

Dark: who gives a fuck

Diana: DON'T TALK TO ROBBIE AND *hiccup* JJ LIKE THAT THEY ARE MY CHILDREN!

Dark: ok readers PLEASE save us!

Anti: I have a way we can stop her for now

Dark: how??

Anti: *seduces Diana*

Bing: DUDE!

Bim: I give up on life now

Chase: same let's go kill ourselves Bimmy

Marvin: wait stop you 2! How do we stop those 2

Jackie: I don't know cause Diana's been seduced by Anti!

Anti: I stopped her from killing us all in drunken rage!

Henrik: that may of been better then this

Anti: it's 2 lives in exchange for all our lives, anyway I'd of killed Chase eventually even if he didn't

Diana: *removes seducment from me*  WAIT I'LL SAVE *hiccup* CHASE AND BIM!

Chase + Bim: wait where is my gun!

Diana: in the land known as 'scrapped story ideas'

Chase: can I go there too?

Diana: N-*hiccup*O

Anti: thinking about it can I go there

Diana: NO I'M NOT LOSING YOU BABY!

Anti: baby? *blushes*

Jackie: wow she must be really drunk to consider you as a lover

Marvin: no she's not drunk often enough for that

Anti: wait she considers me as a lover often?

Marvin: she writes an 'Antisepticeye x reader oneshot book' what do you think

Diana: 4th wall no breaking *retcons this chapter*

Diana: better

Anti: wait why are you drunk

Diana: *hiccup*

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