Swearing in Culinary Class

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During my senior year in high school, I had two electives. One was for the first semester and the other was for the second semester. My second semester elective was culinary. I'm not going to reveal the teacher's real name, so let's just call her Ms. V.

Anyway, Ms. V. had this rule where if she said a swear word, everyone was allowed to repeat it once. For example, if she said sh!t, we would all yell out sh!t. One day, we all finished our labs early, so we had ten minutes to ourselves. I decided to spend it by catching up on the book that my literature class was reading since I was kind of lazy.

I was reading when suddenly, some freshman at the table behind me yells out "motherf**ker sh*thead!" The whole class went dead silent, and then we all started laughing. Ms. V. stood there looking shocked with her mouth open, and she approached the freshman.

Turns out, he overheard her having a conversation with the assistant teacher and thought she said the phrase, only she didn't. She gave him a choice: either do fifty push-ups or get a detention. He chose the push-ups, and we all stood around him and counted to fifty. After that, class was over, and we all headed to our last class of the day. 

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