Iron Dad Spider Son

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"Who could that be?" May asks herself getting up from the couch. She opened the door.

"PETER?!" May yells.

"Yeah?" Peter answers in his pajamas, toothbrush in his mouth, sliding on his socks.

"Can't you explain to me why the Captain America and the Winter Soldier is at our apartment at 10 pm In full costume ready to kill someone?" May asks.

"Uhh--- I can explain." Peter starts, taking the toothbrush out of his mouth.

"You said something about Nazi's" Steve asks, tightening his grip on his shield.

"Why don't you come on in?" May suggests. Steve nods and and walks in, sitting on the couch Bucky following close behind.

"May I think the laundry is done." Peter says. May gives Peter a 'You better explain this mister' Look and walks into the laundry room. Peter sits down across Steve and bucky and looks him in the eye.

"I have a history test tommorow tell me everything you know." Peter says. Steve puts his shield down and looks at Peter. 

"Seriously?" Bucky asks.

"Well-- yeah! Who else would I ask? I also need to do my English homework since I went patrolling instead of working on it so please hurry." Peter begs.

"You went patrolling instead of homework? Tony said--"

"Yeah but he doesn't know and it'll stay that way. So. Go." Peter says.

So Steve and Bucky try to explain everything to Peter and Peter listens, taking notes and making comments and asking questions.

"Steve I know you were like frozen at this time but do you know anything about JFK?" Peter asks.

"I think I killed him" Bucky answers.

"Alrighty then, thanks guys" Peter replies.

-- \ (• 3 •) / -- (name me)

"VISION I SWEAR TO GOD LET ME BACK ON THE WIFI" Clint screams, violently throwing the controller at the screen.

"I'm sorry Clint however this happens to be payback for the past pranks you have pulled on me." Vision replies.

"You asshole!" Clint throws the controller at Vision.

-- ~(* - *)~ -- (name me)

"Hey weird wizard dude." Quill runs up to Strange and gives him a hug.

"Hello Starlord." Strange replies, stepping out of the hug.

"Listen buddy I need your help." Quill says, patting strange on the bag.

"Whats wrong?" Strange asks, expecting something like I was shot, poisoned, stabbed, or something along those lines.

"I'm congested and it hurts to swallow... what does that mean?" Quill asks. Strange simply stares at him, seeing if he's serious.

"Probably the common cold." Strange suggests.

"Okay thanks." Quill replies and walks out.

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I know this is short and I haven't updated in a while but.... Oh well. Blame school.