The Fruits Basket Host Club-

The Fruits Basket Host Club- 5~ The ways of a host!

-Next Morning-

"Rise and shine newbies!"

Tamaki excitedly opened the bedroom door to the room Kyo and Yuki were forced to share.

Kyo groaned and sat up.
"What time is it?"

"4:00 AM! The early bird gets the worm boys!"

Yuki rubbed his eyes and climbed out of bed.

"Are the others even awake? The sun isn't even up..."

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The Hosts and Tohru were lined up in the living room. Two were missing, Kyoya and Honey.

"Where are they?" Kyo asked as he looked down at his uniform.

"Um they're a bit cranky.." Hikaru looked around nervously.

"Especially Honey, " Kaoru added. "They'll be here in a few hours."

Kyo crossed his arms.
"That's not fair!"

"Go wake them then." Haruhi said knowing Kyo would be a dead man.

Kyo sighed and nodded. "Fine."

He stormed into Kyoya's room first. "Yo...wake up!"

Kyoya's eyes slowly opened and he slightly sat up. He narrowed his eyes. "Get OUT!" He yelled annoyed.

Kyo stepped back surprised. "But you guys need to get up."

Kyoya ignored him and turned to sleep again.

Kyo sighed and walked out. "I'm not messing with him."

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"HARUHIIIIII~ MY LITTLE GIR-"

"SENPAI NOT NOW." Haruhi quickly covered Tamaki's mouth with her hand before pushing him away.

Hikaru and Kaoru exchanged giggles and whispered to each other.
Kyo and Yuki still had no idea she was a girl.

"YOU HARDLY TALK TO YOUR PAPA ANYMORE!" Tamaki whined.

The Hosts, newbies Kyo and Yuki, and Tohru ended up waiting for Honey and Kyoya to wake up.

They all stood on the beach as Tamaki started the first lesson.

"Boys, boys! Today we'll be showing how to make a lady swoon! We need a lady." They all turned to Tohru, but Tamaki ignored her and went to Haruhi.

"We'll pretend Haruhi is a girl! Are you ready my sweet daughter---I mean son."

Haruhi rolled her eyes and nodded.

Tamaki grinned to himself before he got on one knee and took Haruhi's hands.

"Oh my dearest Haruhi, I'd search deserts and oceans to see your dazzling smile. Your eyes sparkle more than the beautiful stars in the night sky."

Tamaki spoke dramatically, (as always) and held her hands tighter.

Haruhi stood with a blank expression on her face.
"Senpai, that's enough."
She pulled her hands away.

"My child just rejected me." Tamaki said with a shaky breath. "M-MY CHILD, MOMMY!" Tamaki turned and jumped into Kyoya's arms.

"Oh grow up you idiot." Kyoya instantly dropped Tamaki.

"I'll be growing my mushrooms.." He walked to a shady corner of the beach.

"Mushrooms grow in dark enclosed spaces.." Tohru mumbled as she walked over to Tamaki.

"Tamaki Senpai?" She said softly as she kneeled next to him. "Are you okay?"

Tamaki turned to Tohru and pouted lightly. "My daughter won't notice me."

Tohru smiled. "She will one day don't worry!" She said nicely.

Oh crap, how am I supposed to get rid of her without feeling guilty?! SHE'S TOO NICE. Tamaki thought as he stood up.

"I will not let my child ignoring me get to me. I will survive!!!!" Tamaki yelled.

"KYO-CHAN~" Honey jumped on Kyo and giggled.

Kyoya had also turned, thinking the adorable blonde haired teen was calling him.

Mori watched and crossed his arms. "Mitsukuni."

Honey turned and looked at Mori. "Takashi! Look! Kyo-Chan can give me a piggy back."

Haruhi sighed. "This is all so random and scattered I can't even think straight."
She mumbled. (Me rn)

"I agree." Yuki said as he ran a hand through his gray hair.

"That stupid ca-- I mean guy." Yuki chuckled nervously. "Uh what about the lessons."

Haruhi turned and yelled.
"SENPAI! Teach the damn lesson."

"N-Now she's cursing at me! MY BABY!" Tamaki sobbed dramatically.

"Baby?" Hikaru and Kaoru exchanged a glance and smirk. "Senpai called Haruhi baby! Senpai called Haruhi baby! Senpai called Haruhi baby! Senpai called Haruhi baby!" They chanted over and over, making Tamaki flip out.

"N-NO! I DID NOT MEAN IT THAT WAY, I MEANT IT AS AN INFANT CHILD NOT A PET NAME FOR A LOVER."

"Ooooo lover." Hikaru winked and looked at Kaoru. "Oh my dearest brother! It looks like we're not the only lovers in the host club!" Hikaru said in a romantic tone of voice as he embraced his brother-lover.

"AH THAT'S INCEST!" Kyo yelled and pointed at them.

Haruhi coughed awkwardly. "*cough* Twincest *cough*"

Kyo stared at Haruhi.

Hikaru and Kaoru took that as their cue. "Twincest is wincest! We're double the pleasure, double the fun!"

"Please don't do anything illegal." Yuki said as he watched the two share their 'brotherly love'.

"Ah, they're always like this, the devilish duo." Tamaki said sourly.

Kyo looked at Tamaki. "This guy is so dramatic."

"He's always dramatic."

"NEXT LESSON~ You must look the part. Unfortunately all of our spots are filled with things. So Kyo, you'll be the...angry, bad boy and Yuki uh you'll be the sweet but secretly strong boy."

Kyo gave a thumbs up and Yuki just nodded in agreement.

Tohru watched and bite her lip before she left Haruhi pull her away.

"I have to tell you something Tohru."

"Mhm?"

"I think Tamaki Senpai is trying to get rid of you.."

Tohru frowned lightly.
"R-Really?!"

"Yeah, but I have a plan that will make him so confused. It'll be hilarious."

Tohru smiled and nodded.
"What is it?"

"Meet me at the front at 8:00 and I'll tell you." Haruhi smiled and walked back with Tohru to the group.

"Tamaki the tamale! Tamaki the tamale!
Tamaki the tamale!"
Hikaru and Kaoru were once again teasing poor Tamaki.

Tamaki say rocking back in fourth rolled up in a ball.

"P-Please END MEEEE!" He yelled dramatically.

A/N: REALLLLY random update! I updated such a long time ago I'm sorry ;-;

-Kayla