Living with 1D and 5SOS *COMPLETED*

Partyyyyyyyyy

Danielle's POV:

Today was the day of the party Niall had an epiphany about. That was the most weirdest sentence I have ever/thought about/whatever you want to call this. I turned to my side and saw Luke snoring. Aww baby Luke is snoring like a pig. Wait do pigs snore? Do they snore like oinkooo oinkoooo? I wanna know now!
I poked Luke on the cheek until he fluttered his pweety little eyes open.
"What time is it," he asked in a sleepy voice. Oh my cheese that's hot. Seriously if you get the chance to, listen to his morning voice. Wait, he's my Luke and none of you's are gonna wake up next to him so YOU ALL SHALL NEVER KNOW!!
"Time to get yo fat butt up," I replied.
"But I'm tired. 10 more minutes," he said and pulled me in for a bigger hug. I couldn't push myself away so I just stayed in his arms.

Around 10 minutes later I poked him again and said, "it's been 10 minutes now get up."
"But babyyyyy," he said and pouted.
"Cheesy nicknames, really Luke."
"Yeah, I'm tireeeeeddddd."
"I'm awake though," I said and it took everything in me to stop myself from melting at his husky morning voice, mumma likey. That sounded weird af.
"Go back to sleep."
"No."
"Fine, go wake Calum up."
"Yes I shall get my revenge," I said and ran out of the room. Then I ran straight to his room, ran into his room and ran to his bed. That was a lot of running.
After I got onto the bed and started jumping and chanting, "CALUM GET UP."
He looked up at me and mumbled, "I'm up."
"Good," I said and laid on the bed next to him.
"Someone's happy. Did you get laid?"
"Ew no," I said and smacked his arm.
"So why are you so happy."
"Why are you so shocked that I'm happy? C'mon am I always depressing? Is it really that shocking that I'm in a good mood? I mean-"
"Dan shut up," Calum interrupted me.
"What were we talking about again?"
"Why you're so happy?"
"Oh right! Well I don't know to be honest, I just am."

"Okay..."

"Today's party dayy!"

"YAY FOOD."

I facepalmed myself and said, "I should be the one obsessed with food."

"Hehehehehehe."

"LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED," Niall shouted from somewhere in the house.

"SHUT UP," Sam shouted back, they were probably in the same room so she didn't really have to shout.

"LOVE BIRDS," Michael shouted.

"WHAT IS IT WITH YOU ALL AND SHOUTING," Calum shouted and I covered my ears. That sounds so wrong, all the shouting hehe.
"THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG," Sam shouted.
"THATS WHAT I THOUGHT HEHE," I shouted back.
"TOO MUCH SHOUTING," Ashton shouted. That's true to be fair, we don't talk normally we have shouting conversations.
"I THOUGHT YOU'D BE USED TO IT WITH COURTNEY," Calum shouted and I couldn't hold in my laughter.
"THAT WAS FUNNY CALUM," Harry shouted.
"IM GOING TO KILL YOU," Ashton shouted.
"AND IM GOING TO CHOP OF YOUR MAN AREA AND SEW IT BACK ON, BACKWARDS," Courtney shouted.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE," Caitlain shouted.
"BUT YOU WILL PROTECT ME," Calum shouted.
"HELL NO, COURTNEY CAN BE A MEAN MOTHER FUDGER WHEN SHE WANTS TO," she replied.
"I'm just gonna leave now while you get your butt kicked," I said and ran out of the room. What shall I do now? Eh I'll get changed now. I skipped into my room and got changed into some random clothes that I didn't bother looking at before I threw on, I'm like awesome anyways sooo...
Once I was finished changing, I skipped into Luke's room to find him only in his boxers.. The worst part was...
He knew I was there...
And he took the boxers off...
My jaw dropped as his boxers hit the floor and he had a smug grin on his face.
"Like what you see," he said to me and started walking closer to me.
"This is one of those moments where I do and don't want to look," I admitted. He took my hand and exterminated something. It involved screaming...

Yeah that's right...
He killed a spider...
Naked...
WAIT YOU THOUGHT I MEANT SOMETHING ELSE DIDN'T YOU!? Let me explain, I saw a spider and Luke thought he would be funny and he got the bug spray and killed it while being naked.
"Now that's done," he said.

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A few hours later we were sat in the living room as a big old weird family. We decided to play truth or dare because that always ends well, note the sarcasm.
"Caitlain help me get some drinks," Ashton slurred.
"Sure," she slurred back and they both walked into the kitchen. I decided to be an awesome spy and spy on them. When the coast was clear, I tiptoed into the kitchen and hid behind the fridge but I was shocked by what I saw...

Caitlain's POV:
I'm so drunkkkk! Nah I'm sober tehehehehehe. No I'm drunk mwhahahahahaha. LOOK AT THE PRETTY RAINBOW! I farted that rainbow out. I ate a bag of skittles and farted my baby rainbow out. Mumma had a baby rainnnbbbbbboooowwwwww!!!

I think Ash just asked me to help him get the drinks so I walked into the kitchen with him. When we got into the kitchen, he started poking my stomach and saying, "fetuusss."

"Stoppp iittt," I said.

"Noopppeee." I noticed that he was getting closer to me.

"Stooppp." Before I knew it, he cupped my face and started kissing me and I kissed him back. Then, I was being pulled off him by an angry Courtney.

"WHY THE HELL WAS YOU MAKING OUT WiTH MY BOYFRIEND," she yelled.

"Blame him, he the one who did it," I slurred. Then she turned to Ashton and slapped him.

"Owww," he said and rubbed his cheek.

"CAITLAIN HOW COULD YOU," Liam yelled. Wait when did everyone get here?

"Blame Ash and the booze," I replied.

"I can't believe you," Liam yelled.

"Hey don't shout out her," Ashton said and yes you guessed it, he started attacking Liam, with a spoon.

"NOT THE SPOON," he yelled.

"ASH GO TO YOUR ROOM OR SOMETHING," Dan yelled.

"Fineee," he mumbled, pouted and left the room.

"Courtney you can stay in my room if you want, I'll stay in Luke's," I think I heard Dan say.

"Thanks," she said and left the room.

"Don't you dare think that you're sleeping in my room tonight," Liam angrily said.

"Buttt we are se-" I was interrupted by Louis.

He shouted, "TM FLIPPIN' I."

"You can stay in a guest room or something," Liam said and walked out of the room sulking.

"Come on," Sasha said and lead me to one of the guest rooms.
"Night," she said as we reached the room and left me wondering about why I just did what I did.

(Authors note:
Sorry for the short chapter but I just thought that I really needed to post. I hope you liked the cat fight!! Also, thank you so much for over 900 views on this book! That is awesome! I can't believe that many of you actually like to read my weirdness!!:P )