Living with 1D and 5SOS *COMPLETED*

I didn't want to know that Liam liked it..

I slowly woke up in my new bedroom, I felt really happy and as though I was on top of the world but I was suddenly brought back to Earth because of my stupid hangover. Last night after me and Luke went back to the pool we carried on playing truth or dare and basically everyone was drunk, very drunk. Caitlain licked Liam's abs, again. I need to have a talk to that girl about a thing called show your love to each other IN PRIVATE! She kept on saying about how much she enjoyed it, I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT SHE LIKED LICKING HIS ABS!

I was brought out of my thoughts as I was suddenly squashed under my covers, I guessed that someone jumped on me. I looked over the covers and saw someone in an Australian hat and I suddenly realised that my attacker was Calum. Calun then looked at me, smiled cheekily and said, "well hello there."

I sighed and said, "hi Calum."

"Did you sleep well?"

"Yeah thanks, just one thing I have to ask you. Why did you jump on me," I said and we both suddenly realised how awkward our position would look if someone walked in.

He got off of me, layed next to me and said, "you looked so deep in thought, you didn't even hear me come in so I thought you were dying and I thought the best way to save you would be to jump on you and I did so your welcome."

"You are some weird koala."

"YAY I HAVE A NICKNAME, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED AN ORIGINAL NICKNAME."

I laughed and asked, "So what's my name then?"

"You can be my kangaroo."

"Why a kangaroo?"

"Cause it has to be an Australian animal like mine duh!"

"Calum, when a cow laughs does milk come out of it's nose?"

"I've always wanted to find out the answer to that as well! Should we go and ask Liam, he's the smart one?"

"Okay," I said so we both got off of my bed (yes that sounds wrong and if you thought of it wrong straight away then you have a dirty mind!) and walked to Liam's door.

I grabbed Calum's arm just as he was about to open the door and quietly said to him, "wait what if he's you know..."

Suddenly a loud slurping noise came from behind Liam's door so me and Calum looked at each other and ran back to my room.

When we were back in my room, there was an awkward silence. I broke the awkwardness by asking Calum, "if a brown cow makes chocolate flavoured milk and a white cow makes vanilla flavoured milk, does an orange cow make orange flavoured milk or mango flavoured milk?"

"I. Honestly. Don't. Know." was Calum's replied.

"WELL YOU SHOULD KOALA!"

"I'm not a cowologist!"

"You should be! Then you can talk to the cows and ask why they make milk and who was the first human that found out about milk because what was he doing to that poor cow, you seriously cannot malest cows like that-"

"KANGAROO SHUT UP AND LET'S GO DOWNSTAIRS TO WATCH TV"

"Okay," I replied and we skipped downstairs together singing 'We're off to see the wizard'. When we got downstairs, everyone apart from Liam and Caitlain (I'M GONNA FORGET THAT THOUGHT CAUSE I DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING) were down here and there was a pretty brown haired girl sat next to Louis. I suddenly realised that the girl was Karen! Omg how could I have forgotten! Karen's been on loads of magazines lately with Louis!

You should have seen there faces when we got downstairs, it was the 'what are you weirdos doing' face.

The girl who I guessed was Karen ran up to me and hugged me and said, "OMG YOUR DANIELLE, I'M KAREN I'VE HEARD SO MANY THING ABOUT YOU!"

"Good I hope. Ha what am I saying, it's obviously good cause I'm awesome," I replied and she laughed. She walked back to sit next to Louis and the only other space was in between Ashton and Michael so as soon as Calum saw that, he physically pushed me out of the way and ran to sit in between them.

He smiled evilly at me. I will get him back.

There were no spare seats so I said, "if someone does not give up their seat for a pregnant woman *acts pregnant* then I am going to sit on one of you's, your choice." Know one gave up their seat so I ran and jumped on Zayn and Harry, who were siting next to each other.

"Ouch you just destroyed my chances of ever having beautiful children like their father," Zayn said.

Zayn and Harry reluctantly moved out of the way so I was sat, squashed in between them on the huggeeeeee sofa.

"Calum and Danielle you came just in time, we were just about to put on Paranormal Activity," Niall said excitedly and I could tell he was excited cause I could feel him slightly bouncing up and down (he was sat next to Harry, on the other side, obviously not my side, duh).

Nearly at the end of the film, I was hiding behind Harry and Zayn's muscly bodies. If I didn't like Luke this much then I would be fangirling right now.

Wait.

Hold the unicorn.

Did I just say that I liked Luke. No I don't like Luke.

Oh who am I kidding, I really do.