0 : shitfaced graduation

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by situated

by situated

"Yeah fuck sophomore year!" Penny shouted as she tapped a beer bottle to her best friend Michael's. Penny managed to smuggle some of her dad's alcohol to Michael's basement when no one was home. It was the night of the last day of school, and Penny planned to get shitfaced. She and Michael simultaneously took a long swig of the liquid, relishing in the burn of the alcohol.

"Man, high school sucks," Michael sighed, running his fingers through his freshly neon green hair.

"Especially when you're a loser," Penny snorted before nearly downing the beer in her hand.

"Take it easy, Penny."

"What are you, my mom?" Penny smirked as she finished the rest of her beer, letting the bottle drop to the ground.

"Damn it, fuck you." Michael swore before finishing his own beverage.

Hours passed, and by two in the morning, Penny was shitfaced. Michael, however, only had one and a half drinks by then and was watching his best friend with a concerned look on his face.

"WhasthematterMikey," Penny slurred as she inched closer to Michael. She hadn't called Michael by his nickname since they were around eleven. He could smell the strong scent of alcohol mixing surprisingly well with her usual scent of mint.

Before he could register what was going on, Penny's lips came crashing down on Michael's hungrily. The kiss was sloppy, a mess of tongue and teeth. Realization hit, and Michael pulled away, breathless. A frown etched across Penny's face.

"We...can't. This is wrong."

"Shhhh." Penny put a finger up to Michael's lips and pushed him onto the floor. "You look so hot right now."

Michael couldn't take it anymore. He reached up and pulled Penny on top of himself and got lost in her lips, something he'd been aching to do for a while. Her auburn locks mixed with his green hair, resembling Christmas in the beginning of summer. Penny ripped off Michael's shirt - momentarily breaking the kiss - and soon the both of them were left in only undergarments.

"What was that noise?" Michael abruptly pulled away from Penny, nearly smacking his head on the ground.

"You worry too much." Penny tried to pull Michael back into her embrace, but he was already pulling his pants back up.

The banging noise occurred again, and Michael rushed toward the side door without a shirt on. Michael hoped for the best, but the noise sounded an awful lot like a person's clumsy footsteps.

"Stay here, Penny."

★★★★

After that night, Michael learned two things: that Penny was a sexual drunk and to never kiss your best friend. Penny passed out on the floor almost immediately after Michael left. She couldn't remember a thing, but Michael could remember every single detail.

And he was never the same.

that was intense

#menny