Boomubbles - How I Met Your Mother

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"Bella? Time for bed hon."

Boomer watched as his little girl giggled and slipped under the covers, two baby blue eyes, just like her mother's, gazing at him expectantly.

"Dada? Will you tell me a stowy?" The precious two year old giggled.

"Of course Bell! What story do you want?"

She tapped her tiny finger against her cheek like she was thinking. They did this every night, and it was so cute.

"How did you meet mama?"

Well, this was a new one. Usually she wanted Princesses or fairies.

"What about a princess?"

"Mama is aweady a pwincess!" She giggled, clapping her hands together.

"Very true..."

Just then Bubbles poked her head in the doorframe.

"Hey babies! What story is Daddy telling you today?"

"How dada met mama!"

Bubbles smiled and sat on the bed next to Boomer, "Well, maybe Mama can help today, huh?"

Bella giggled and Boomer smiled.


Bubbles

Boomer

Bella


Once a very smart man, your grandpa, wanted some kids so he mixed up three ingredients that make every perfect girl. A touch of sugar, a pinch of spice, and a whole lot of everything nice. But then he made a mistake! The Professor added a strange chemical, Chemical X, to the mix. Soon three superpowered little girls were born who liked to fight crime and save the city before bedtime!

Mama! That rhymes!

Uh huh, buuuut, there was the equally smart, Moj- I mean Grandpa Jojo who wanted to make his own kids to destroy the three girls the professor made!

But dada! That's mean! And Gramma Him and Gwampa Jojo said no be mean!

Uh, yes it is. No making evil boys. In fact, no boys at all! So, he made Brick, Butch, and the greatest son ever, BOOMER! And yes Bella, he has the same name as me because he is me. So these three boys were fighting the three girls when suddenly the girls had an idea! They used their evil powers of cooties to make the boys explode!

Ahh! Dada expode?

Only for a little, then Gramma HIM brought the boys back to life!

Uh huh, and now the boys really wanted to make them get boo-boos! So Auntie Blossom and Buttercup fought Uncle Brick and Butch, but Boomer and Bubbles realized something! They couldn't keep fighting each other like this forever! So then, Bubbles used her magical sweetness powers and made a truce-where everyone is nice to each other- between the girls and boys!

Did you and dada faw in wuv?

Not just yet baby! First the girls and boys went to the same school and became friends! Soon Boomer decided to take Bubbles to a dance where they then fell in love. Soon Auntie Blossom and Uncle Brick fell in love and had Becca while Auntie Buttercup and Uncle Butch fell in love and had Beckett.

Then I was bown!

Yeah baby! And they all lived happily ever after! Goodnight Bella.

Night Dada and Mama.


Outside of her room...

"Bubbles! That's not what happend!"

"Oh nooo mister! I am not telling my daughter how you impregnated me and Butch locked himself strip-naked in out closet while drunk. And nobody will tell pit daughter about Blossom and Brick's sexcapades!"

Two baby, baby blue eyes poked their from behind the door.

"Mama? What's a sexcapade?"


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