Glitch in the World (Sword Art Online X Male Reader)

1.K Readers?

Wow. Already a thousand reads. I've only posted five parts! I'm happy you guys and gals like reading my book and I'm sorry that I don't update as quickly as I used to. Life's been pretty difficult lately and I'm trying to put it on track. But it's hard. I'm happy you guys aren't thirsty chapter needing monsters who constantly spam my comment section with, "Another Chapter?" "CHAPTER PLEASE!!!" It's great! So, without further ado, let us do a...SPECIAL CHAPTER!!!!

"Hello everybody!" Y/N says to the audience as people began to clap and cheer.

"Wouldn't you believe it!? This book has over 1.k readers!" Y/N says as the audience claps again.

"Now, without further ado, I would like to welcome our guests!" Y/N says as he motions to the curtain behind him. The curtain rises and behind it stands Kirito, Suguya, Pyro, Alice, Eugeo, and Sinon.

"How the hell did we get here?" Pyro says looking around.

"By the power of drawing people together my brother!" Y/N says happily.

"Those aren't people. Those are-" Pyro begins.

"MOVING ON!" Y/N yells as he motions for everyone to sit. They all sit down and Y/N sits down at a desk.

"Now then, you six and I have been included in a ton of parts in the story right?" Y/N asks. Everyone nods.

"You all haven't died yet in the story right?" Y/N says flipping through some cards. Everyone nods.

"You will soon so I wouldn't be nodding your head." Y/N says pointing at Eugeo.

"Wait, what!?" Eugeo yells.

"MOVING ON!" Y/N yells again as he flips some cards.

"So, Kirito, is it true that you were involved in the first SAO incident?" Y/N asks.

"Yes," Kirito responds.

"It's also true you were called a beater inside SAO?" Y/N asks again flipping a card and grinning.

"Yea," Kirito says.

"Its also, also, true that you want to bone your sister?" Y/N says suppressing a laugh.

"Yea...WAIT, WAIT, WHAT!?" Kirito yells standing up with a blush on his face.

"Nii-San! Is that true!?" Suguya says hiding her face with her hands.

"N-No! T-That's not...true..." Kirito says looking at the ground blushing madly.

"Your face is lying buddy! Who knew incest was loved in every anime? Isn't it a great thing?" Y/N says with an innocent smile.

"Yes..." Alice says staring at Y/N.

"0-0 MOVING ON!" Y/N yells while holding his finger up in the air.

"Is this a talk show?" Sinon says speaking up.

"Um...I guess? The author can't seem to figure out what to write about so he just decided to go with this." Y/N says shrugging.

"Oh hey! I got a question." Pyro says holding up his hand.

"Yea?" Y/N says looking at Pyro.

"When's lunch? I want my pastrami on rye flambe please." Pyro says drooling.

"All you ever do is eat! Which brings up my next question...WHY IS IT ALL YOU EVER DO IS EAT!?" Y/N yells slamming his hand down on the desk.

"Because...he'll never...be able...to eat...another girl's...p-" Alice began before Pyro slams her face into her chair earning a considerable "OUCH!" from the audience.

"Honestly, you all are so loud!" Sinon says.

"What? And you weren't last night?" Y/N says with a raised eyebrow. Everyone turns and looks at her with a shocked expression as Sinon's eyes go wide and her face goes red.

"W-W-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?" She yells as Suguya runs over to her.

"Sinon! Tell me you didn't do it! You didn't!" Suguya yells shaking Sinon.

"Yea she yelled. Because that boss she fought last night...phew. It was hard. Bow chicka bow wow." Y/N says winking at Sinon.

"You're not helping!" Sinon says as her eye pupils turn into swirls.

"Sinon stay with me!" Suguya says as Sinon passes out.

"We'll uh come back after a short intermission." Y/N says with a sweat drop as the curtain drops.

-Intermission. Snack time!-

"Aaaaaand we're back!" Y/N says as the curtain rises and it shows Sinon holding an ice pack to her head and everyone tuckered out.

"Aw come on guys! We aren't even halfway done and you are tuckered out!" Y/N says wiggling his finger.

"Yea whatever...we are tired, hungry, and thirsty. And unlike you, we need to eat." Kirito says.

"Oh...wait...you don't have to eat?" Sinon says looking at Y/N.

"Uhh..." Y/N says as he rubs the back of his neck nervously.

"Wait why do you not have to eat?" Kirito says with narrowed eyes.

"Ehehe...MOVING ON!" Y/N yells quickly.

"WHAT!?" Everyone yells as Y/N flips through a ton of cards 

"Finally! *Ahem.* Okay a anonymous reader asks why, in the first book, did I tell Asuna that she could not use her magic in the duel? Well that's easy. When you say one thing but then something else that counteracts the word before, people get confused and will often look for the truth!" Y/N says flipping another card.

"Damn, how many cards you got?" Pyro asks opening and closing his lighter.

"Enough. Next question, who is getting the best head?" Y/N asks with a confused look.

"THEODORE!" Eugeo yells. Everyone looks at him as his triumphant aura is easily deflated and he sits down quickly.

"Okaaaayyyy? Next question, what is Obama's last name...the f-" 

"I...asked but....the CEO...of India...said no..." Alice says.

"I think a meme troll just entered the chat." Pyro laughs. Y/N clutched the card as a dark aura surrounded him and he summoned his scythe.

"Uh...bro?" Pyro said earning a sweat drop.

"YOU SON A BIT-!" Y/N yelled as he slashed with the scythe and destroyed the cameras.

Unfortunately, we no longer have any more cameras so this is where we are going to have to cut it off. Whoever thought it was a good idea to keep this chapter away from the readers for so long was a complete idiot. Well, let's go check how the ratings are. MRVN make sure you help anyone who comes in here okay?