calum: you used my toothbrush?
michael: well, that was only 'cause I used the red one to unclog the drain.
calum: mine is the red one! oh god.
michael: hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?
calum: because soap is soap. it's self-cleaning.
michael: alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
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incorrect quotes [5 seconds of summer]
Humorincorrect quotes that i read and can absolutely imagine 5sos saying. 97% of the quotes are taken from tumblr, some from twitter, and the rest are my own.