It's been one month and twenty nine days, tomorrow is the field trip.
As far as I'm aware Klarion is the only one who can transport me across dimensions, there's no science, no math, no device I can make that'll get me home to my family.
Still I liked my new one, in almost two months, I have grown closer to each of the avengers, especially Natasha, who I just call mama, which is just Russian for mom. Natasha adopted me under the table so she was my legal guardian, tony had adopted peter before I got there so he was peter's guardian.
Mama Nat and I speak Russian, much to the amusement of Clint because only he understands us, mostly.
Normally we just say random things, casually throwing in the other avenger's names just to bother them.
It was true she was like a mom to me, much like how I called Bruce Wayne dad.
I met Thor a month ago, and I quickly realized to never touch the mighty Thor's pop tarts.
We had fallen into some sort of routine in the last two months, school, I'd go out on patrol with peter, come home, do homework or designs to try and figure out a way back to my real home.
I keep the same sleep schedule, only getting about two hours nightly, none of the avengers know this because they'd make me sleep more, I just don't need the sleep.
The permission slip was due tomorrow when we got on the bus, and was I planning on telling mama nat or the avengers, no way, they'd just embarrass me. I don't think peter has said anything anyway, maybe we both successfully hid the permission slips?
Steve called me in for dinner, I had been doing homework, tonight was Steve's night to cook, tomorrow was Bucky, then me, then mama nat, vision, and Clint. We were the only ones who could cook on the whole team.
We all sat down at the table, Tony sat at the head of the table, pepper on the right, then me, Steve, Bucky, Bruce.
On the left it's Natasha, peter, vision, Wanda, Clint, and Sam.
If Rodney were here he'd sit across from Sam.
Peter and I were positioned where we were so we'd have the most protection if there were to be any danger.
Steve had made pasta casserole, and there was idle chatter around the table.
"Hey why are you two so quiet?" Tony asked raising a single eyebrow in question towards peter and I.
"Nothing" we said at the same time.
"Well that definitely means something" Sam commented. I sent a glare toward him.
"It wouldn't happen to have anything to do with this would it?" Mama Nat asked holding up my paper, gosh dang it I thought I hid that so well.
"No!" I stated defensively.
"маленькая малиновка" She said in a motherly tone with an eyebrow raised. (Little Robin)
"мама паук пожалуйста" I pleaded, I didn't want the avengers to embarrass me. (Mama spider, please)
She raised an eyebrow and I knew she was going to anyways so I pouted and sent a glance to a very alarmed looking peter.
"Peter and Dick have a field trip tomorrow, and we need to sign their slips" mama nat said with a grin towards tony.
"Yeah because I'm peter's guardian" he said with a smirk.
Peter and I groaned at the same time. Peter's head dropped on the table beside his plate and I just leaned against the back of my chair with my arms folded and pouting.
"Aww look he's pouting" Sam teased, I sent a menacing glare towards him, I saw him flinch and I smirked in satisfaction, still got the batglare down.
"Please Mama Nat it's really not necessary, I've lead the tours myself and peter knows the tower like the back of his hand."
"Oh you're going young man, and I definitely think peter is going too" she grabbed a pen from who knows where and signed her name, handing a second paper to tony, before pepper snatched it out of his hand and signed it under an alias.
"Tony you seem to have forgotten that you have one of the most recognizable signatures in the state and unless you want the world to know that you adopted peter then, I'll sign his school papers." She said pointedly.
"Fine" tony said kind of disappointedly.
Peter and I dejectedly got up from the dinner table after stuffing our permission slips in our pockets and washing our dishes, we both went to my room to make a game plan.
The door now locked, and we were sitting in the closet to cut off our sound, we began to plan.
"Alright so Friday will announce us, and we have to use our badges because stark industries doesn't reprint so what do we do?" Peter asked
"Hey pete, we're gonna hack Friday Alright?"
"Hack FRIDAY? Are you OUT of your MIND!?!?!"
"Only if you keep yelling it ya dork, then our collective family will know what the plan is."
"Oh right"
"Exactly. Ok so what are our priorities?"
"Friday announcing us, not getting embarrassed, them not finding out about flash"
I nodded, flash had been bullying peter and I hard, but he didn't get physical because the one time he did I punched him in the face, so he just taunted us from the safety of his other friends.
"Alright first FRIDAY then the other stuff."
I pulled out my glove, switching on the holoscreen and started working my hack magic.
"Easy, now Friday will announce us as level one guests tomorrow, and she won't announce us as Stark or Grayson-Romanoff just Parker and Grayson. Just make sure nobody sees your badge."
"Ok"
"And" I turned to my utility belt, pulling out what looked like an expensive Apple Watch. In reality it was my holoscreen just miniaturized, on an actual screen, and disguised to look like an Apple Watch although it was more Wayne tech. "I have this, it'll give me the ability to hack if needs be, plus Friday will let us through with the watch on I think"
"As for our other two problems, avoidance would be the best option, flash won't leave us alone and the avengers can find out/ embarrass us so stick to the back and avoid eye contact as much as possible."
Peter nodded.
"Alright and remember bring an extra hoodie, I'm bringing a whole new outfit and a hat and a hood, just to be on the safe side."
Peter nodded in agreement and we walked out of the closet, him going to his room and me, well I went to go do my homework.
At around two AM, I finished my homework load, and looked through recent files for criminals that peter and I had stopped together.
We had become quite the crime fighting team, on the field of crushes however we were very different people, peter liked this girl in our chemistry class named Gwen Stacy, and I liked MJ, hopefully neither of them knew this, but they were both incredibly intelligent so I wouldn't doubt it.
I got bored so I played a game on my Starkphone that tony insisted on me having when my Waynetech phone didn't receive service here. Tony said "it'd be an absolute disgrace if I used anything but starktech" which was more advanced than I'd like to admit but Wayne tech was far superior.
I fell asleep with my phone on the charger, and my changing clothes ready to go.
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Dimensional
FanfictionRobin is teleported to the marvel universe, will he be able to go home, or is his new one with the people of New York? Robin must use his smarts, training, and comedic skills to get out of this one. Little side note, if you read this book, I've cha...