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Hades Hey, Mally. Got the hang of the dreamy filter haven't I?


Lady_MalB Hey, Dad. Oh, and when we took the picture there was already a filter.

Hades Oh. I thought "dreamy blur" was a filter

ChocoDude101 Um, dude—I mean Sir Mr. Hades and Mal's dad. Um, blur isn't a filter. Just a feature to not give an entire face or thing away.

Hades Well they should label that or something... I always knew Auradon wasn't for people like me.

D_White Actually InstaRoyal is not run by the monarchy. It's privately owned and the general audience is to appeal to teens and young adults ages 13 to 33.

Hades Looks like I've got a personal dictionary. How much do I pay you?

TheFairestQueen @Hades Doug is a person and he takes PayPal. Oh & to anyone out there who doesn't know, we're together.

AudreyRose We know, Evie. We've known ever since sophomore year even if neither of you would admit it...

KingBen Hello, Sir. Glad to see you joined InstaRoyal. That picture is really flaming but not like your hair that is made of flames and is blue and kind of scary. 🙂🙂

Hades ... what are those yellow dots. They look freaky. You're trying too hard, kid.

Idkwhatmynameis @Hades I know. Some strange stuff they have here. But they're kinda cute.

GilsAuradon Cool picture. You guys look a lot alike.

BBBJane Um... maybe you should try focusing your camera. I love the picture, nonetheless. I'm Jane. Daughter of FairyGodmother. I have nothing against you. Just a kind fairy! 🤗

ChocoDude101 ...

KingBen Yes, um, Sir. 🙂

Lady_MalB They're used to show emotions. So for instance, I am excited for my date with Ben today 😆

LiFaLon Or to represent you or what you want to say. I really like to sword fight 🤺⚔️

Hades You're from Auradon? @LiFaLon You could pass as an Isle girl. You know how to use a sword. Everything is so "princess pink." "Let's sit down for tea and that poisoned apple junk. That's why I stay in Olympius.

D_White I would suspect you would. Olympius is quite the place. And well, you are a god. How has grape season been? @Hades

Hades I like this kid. Not afraid of us Isle people. Grape season's been fantastic. And you understand that I'm a god. Seriously how does this PayPal thing work?

Fortune4facilier Hey, @Hades. Still have some of your dog records, if you want 'em.

Hades Keep 'em, Facilier. That dog boy might want 'em.

ChocoDude101 No thank you, Sir Hades 🙂

LiFaLon Thanks, @Hades. I've never really been into tea like that. Unless it's bubble 😂 @IamJay

It'sUma_Harry Why do people keep putting smiley faces after they talk to @Hades? The guy is like 60–something.

GilsAuradon He's kind of scary. I mean so is Gecko Maleficent.

Idkwhatmynameis Really Gil? Gecko Maleficent is scary? @D_White told me that it was because people are nice and want to make sure nothing is communicated wrong, Harry.

KingBen You're right. Goodness doesn't get any better!

FreshPrinceChad Is this guy the one who possessed Audrey to make her throw a bowl at my head?

TheFairestQueen The scepter's curse manipulated her to do evil. And @AudreyRose really threw a bowl at your head? That's worse than my potion.

FreshPrinceChad So that potion was on purpose? @KingBen @LadyMalB

TheFairestQueen ... well you pushed me and were being a jerk.

Hades Smart decision @TheFairestQueen. We don't push women on the Isle. But I guess that flies in Auradon. Just like a whole bunch of other problematic policies.

Lady_MalB Dad. Political opinions on InstaRoyal aren't really allowed. There's too many potential arguments that could start.

Hades What fun! 🙄

KingBen That's my favorite emoji, Sir! 🙂

Hades Oh really? I thought it would be this one... 🙂

Lady_MalB Dad! I thought we talked about this.

Hades Okay, okay. Don't take my jokes personally, @KingBen. Just joking around. 😏

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