nonbinary kiddos

Roller Skating, and how im Not That Bad at it

  On Friday I went to a roller skating disco. Yep. Me, a gay, was invited to roller skating, a gay sport. (Sorry I don't make the rules)
  I did the ymca and Cha Cha slide on skates and I don't even fall over.

  And after that we went to Quinn's house for a sleep over and watched the princess bride, Alex strnagelove, and Snow White and the huntsman. We didn't fall asleep for a while, and before we did we played truth or dare (for satire!)

  Through that we found out Kitty literally knows ALL of our crushes.

  I literally fell asleep in Quinn's arms and it?? Isn't even the first time it's happened which is probably?? A problem. My neck hurts now.

  In the morning we watched twilight and decided Bella is a thot and Edward is a nerd and a loser whom I will protect. Then we watched Monty python the holy grail so.

  Basically we were gay, REDACTED, and watched movies that's really all you need to know.

  See y'all in the next chapter—
—your local edgy enby