"I always carry a lighter"
Alyssa Jones grew up in Point Place, Wisconsin. It was the mid 70's; LED Zeppelin and Pink Floyd were popular, and everything else was sex and drugs.
Since she was little, she always kept to herself. Never any...
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Alyssa's Dress
"Omg Michael!" Jackie yelled with her squeaky voice, throwing the paper she was reading down and jumping off the washing machine, "They opened up a disco!"
"Where at?" He asked
"In Kenosha!" She gasped, "You could wear your David Bowie butt huggers."
I gagged making Hyde laugh, "Michael! That would be super!" He said in a girly voice
"Laugh if you want, man, but my butt looks pretty good in those" He said defending himself
"Come on, are you guys crazy? I mean a disco; no way" Eric chimed in
"I don't know it might be kind of fun to go dancing" Donna said making Eric quickly change his answer, "Or we could go!"
I made a whip noise, making everyone laugh, except Eric who stared at me.
"I got nothing. I fold" Kelso said throwing his cards down
"Well, man, if you're out, go make some popcorn" Hyde told him
I watched Jackie dance annoyingly beside him, Hyde looked at me annoyed, "Take her with you" I yelled after Kelso
"What is disco?" Fez asked innocently
"Disco is fun music that people like to dance to" I answered him
"Wrong!" Hyde yelled, making me glare at him, "Disco is from hell, okay? And not the cool part of hell, with all the murderers, but the lame- ass part where the really bad accountants live."
I stared at him, "Where do you come up with these things?" He shrugged.
We heard Jackie yell for Eric from upstairs, so he jumped up to go help, leaving the 4 of us.
"Donna has stuff for Eric. Yes?" Fez asked I laughed, "Not stuff Fez, thing"
"Yes, Donna has a thing for Eric." Hyde added on, "Why do you have a thing for Eric?" He asked looking at her
"He makes me laugh; he doesn't ask me stupid questions." Donna said directly to Hyde
"Oh yah, Hyde is really good at that second one" Donna and I high fived and Hyde just stared at me not satisfied
She continued, "He's smart and, you know..."
"No, I don't know" Hyde said annoyingly
"I know!" Fez said throwing his hand up, Hyde pointed at him, "It is because Eric is noble, and a woman wants her first lovemaking to be in the arms of a man she can trust."
We all stared at Fez for a moment, and laughed, "Fez?"
