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Johnny: Okay guys lets settle this
Johnny: by a show Of hands who thinks Charlie and I are dating?
The others: raises their hands
Johnny: *sighs* Charlie put you hand down.
Charlie: BUTTFUCK
Johnny: You say that all the time and it happens but you always hurt in the morning
Charlie: I just say that so you'll rub my back
Danny: wait what?
Johnny: wait, you and jorel dont fuq?
Jorel: NO
Danny: Yes, hes embarassed because he prefers to be bottom
Johnny: nice to know I'm not alone

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