What would you do if the whole HU crew just showed up at your place one day?
wonder how the fuck they found me
And then what would you do?
Probly ask what they wanted
H.U:you are our most loyal fan
MD: I doubt that. What is this? Why are you here.
HU: Listen kid you are making this very difficult we have been visiting random fans all over the US and you have the most nonchalant attitude I thought you looked up to us?
MD: I do but six men who are older and more famous than me just showed up randomly, I'm skeptical.
Da Kurlzz: Ya know seems resonable
Danny:yeah she has a point
Charlie: Hmph seems alright to me
Charlie: I also wanted to stop here in hopes you had moonshine kentucky is the only place with good moonshine
MD: My neighbor makes it
Johnny: Why didn't we think about that
J-Dog: This is the start of a shitty fanfic
Funny: *looks down at him* Do you read
fanfics...
J-Dog: What? Pfft. No..
Funny:...
Funny: oh really?
J-Dog: What?
Funny: You of all people? Read fanfics?
J-Dog: Since when was I on trial?!
Funny:since you mentioned it!
J3T: I swear you two argue like an old married couple
J-Dog: no We don't!
Kurlzz: Yeah ya do
Charlie: If one of us recorded an argument of yours and wrote it down without you knowing and you read it at a later time you woult think its a couple arguing
Kurlzz: Not saying that I've done it before... But I've done or before
Charlie: I thought you were taking notes how to not look gay
Kurlzz: You're gay
Charlie: youre so gay you cant walk in a straight line Sober
Kurlzz: You're so gay, you make RuPaul look straight.
Charlie: You're so gay you can't blow strait lines
J-Dog: Guys please
Charlie: IM NOT FINISHED YET
Charlie: Youre so gay when your apartment burned you werent worried cuz you already got your Shit packed the night before
Kurlzz: How does that prove I've gay?!
Johnny: You're both so gay you make Elton John look straighter than a homophope. Now stop fighting
Charlie: DANIEL I NEED A BEER
Danny: I dont have any why do you always ask me?!?
Danny: GET IT YOURSELF
Charlie: DAMN IT I NEED SOMTHING SOMBODY PLEASE
Kurlzz: GET IT YOURSELF
Charlie: kid can you get me some moonshine?
Charlie: Hey! KID!
MD: Uhm, uh, yes?
Johnny: Charlie, did you just as a kid to get you moonshine..
MD: I'm 17
J-Dog: SHES JUST A BABY *hugs MD weirdly and pets her head* SHE IS TOO PURE
MD/Johnny/Kurlzz: =_=
Danny: Stahp >^<
Charlie: I had my first drink when I was nine and became a regular drinker at 13
Johnny: You're a terrible influence
MD: I had my first sip at 7
Charlie:Nice what was it beer, shine, wine?
J-Dog: DON'T WORRY CHILD I WILL PROTECT YOU!
MD: Uhm.. *thinks: Where's Scene when you need her?*
Scene:THE MISTAKE HAS ARRIVED
Scene: J-Dog no need to be so protective just chill.
J: I must protect all the small children from Charlie
MD: You know, I'm not complaining that's he's holding me right now.. He just needs to STOP SCREAMING
MD: She is younger than me. She must be protected
J: *gasps and drops MD* *hugs you tightly*
MD: I'm FREE
Scene:*gasping for air*
Scene: Charlie help me!
Johnny: *pulls him off after struggling for a few minutes* NO CHILDREN NEED YOUR PROTECTION
Scene: Well okay then I know how to 'diffuse' the situation
Scene: *Instantly steps away taking off back pack and pulling out a bunch of stuff
Scene:*hands funny a blunt*
*gives charlie a beer*
*passes a stuffed lion to danny* *hands Johnny a blue butterfly hat* *gives J-Dog a 100$ gift card for (local vegan restraunt) *hands Kurlzz a wine cooler
Johnny: You're alright kid
Scene:*internaly screaming with joy after hearing J3T's approval*
Scene: please call me scene and my friend here is MD
Scene: No means to mock you Charlie I only did that out of pure respect for you
Charlie: HAHA SOMEONE IS NAMED AFTER ME FUCK YOU ALL
MD: You've fed his ego
Scene: I know but my middle name is literally Scene my mom was a huge HU fan when she had me
MD: noice
Scene:*hugs Charlie* I couldnt hold back any more
Charlie: *hugs scene and grins* I've got an admirer
Kurlzz: Yeah yeah, don't let it go to your head.
Scene: this is fucking awesome
Scene: Da Kurlzz? This is going to sound weird but, Can I pet your hair?
Scene: Please?
Kurlzz: Sure
Scene: *le gaspu* Le beautiful kurlz*
Scene:*pets kurly fri* Oh muy goi its so soft and fluffy! °^°
Kurlzz: *smiles*
Charlie: He took my admirer *points at DaKurlzz and begings to pout like a little kid
Danny:wha-
MD/Johnny: =_=
Scene:*hugs charlie and whispers* You're still my favorite
Charlie: Yes!
Scene: BIG FRIDGE SHAPED BUTTERFLY BOI I REQUEST YOUR ATTENTION
MD: What a way to reel in a man
Johnny: *chuckles* What do you need tiny Scene
Me: LIFT MEE
Johnny: *picks scene up*
MD: Whoa
Scene: weeee
Johnny: *chuckles*
Scene: THE TINY SCENE FLYES
Scene: okay would you put me down now please?
Johnny: *puts Scene down*
Scene: I DARE you to make a human pyramid
Scene: But lion boi must be on top oh Yeah and theres some degree of gayness in this
MD:Gayness?
Scene:Its a Ménage à trios or menage a twa is how its said it means threesome
Scene: mini scene haz idea, imma blindfold them and line them up to make it look like they are ass fucking each other
Me: You're a mad man... I love it
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