texting au group chat

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Danny: Hey guys I started this group chat so we can all stay informed on important stuff.
Charlie: *Sends dick pic*
Danny: CHARLI NUU THIS CHRISAN CHAT IS RUINED.
Dylan: what? Also Charlie you dick isnt that important, we've all seen it.
Johnny: My god, you guys are like little kids
Charlie: I'm a grown man thank you very much!
Johnny: you rank number two on the top 10 most childish people I know
Charlie: whos number 1?
Johnny: Danny, obviously
Danny: I AM NOT CHILDISH
Johnny: you cried for at least an hour after watching toy story 3
Danny: At least im in touch with my emotions mr stoneface mc grumpy
Johnny: Im in touch with my emotions I just dont show them as often as Charlie shows his dick
Matt: can we just stop arguing?
Johnny: Shut up Matt before we take away your lyrics
Matt: YOU ALREADY DID
Johnny: No the fuck we didnt you just lost them in your hair

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